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[punkrawkpyro]

I had a dream last night someone punched me in the face. And all my teeth kept falling out. Until one side of my mouth had almost none, and it just kept spreading. I kept trying to find them all and have someone take me to a dentist. But they just kept ignoring me or getting freaked that I was sputtering blood at them

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[dynamicsymmetry]

Well, you know college students are known for being flush with spare cash. Totally.

[punkrawkpyro]

Yes. OH THANK YOU GOV. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS EXTRA MONEY I APPARENTLY JUST HAD LYING AROUND.

Oh god I am so broke this is not hellllppiiinnngggggg....

Seriously, though. Most politicians are like "Oh, yeah, hey, college kids. Lets get them more money. Education is good." Not this fucker.