Since my birthday is coming up...

[punkrockgod]

maybe you should all pool your money together...
and buy me a weeklong pass to the 87th PGA Championship at Baltusrol in August.
it's only $350.
that would be really nice.
i'll get everyone of you tiger's autograph.
i promise.
thanks in advance.

Comments

[drama_]

Mine's in 23 days...What do I get?

[punkrockgod]

the satisfaction of knowing that you're still, and always will be, younger than me.

[drama_]

....Did you keep the receipt?

[punkrockgod]

no, i didn't think i'd need it. why? you already have it?

[indecisiveone]

hmmm you sold me..

how do you want it .. check? cash? money order? delivered in person?

[punkrockgod]

in person would be excellent... ;)