The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

'teachers are allowed to keep using the word 'evolution' in science lessons. as a compromise, however, dinosaurs are now being called 'jesus horses.'' -jimmy fallon, weekend update, snl ( Read more... )

Your Boobies' Names Are: The Bazoombas

Get your own Boobie Names

AHHH IM WRITING THIS FROM 1837, A DORM AT HOLYHOKE!!!! YAYYYY im such a loser lol...first night was fun...went to a party called 'leather and lace.' there were ppl from umass there too and am i excited! there are hot guys, thank the lord...oh and i got hit on by a girl for the first time **SCORE** lol ( Read more... )

tom james is the funniest kid everrrrrr. behold ( Read more... )

haha i got over that whole ordeal in a day so BAHH : P

i applied for a job at american eagle...hopefully i get it.  id love to work with joe legg! and the clothes rock so that'd be sweet

oh by the way, i love gratuitous nudity.

to my panera pipples:
just cause i quit doesn't mean we can't still have panera nites and hang out or talk online etc... ( Read more... )

i have so many mixed up emotions coming from so many different things...i dont even know where to begin...but i love livejournal cause i get to vent on this instead of in someones face, which can be mighty time consuming and annoying if you're on the other end of one of my emotional vents ( Read more... )

oh yay...watching the news and bush is on 'cause, you know, the unmentionable happened and oh! wait! ... did i just....yup....i just threw up ( Read more... )

so i bought the new green day, used, and straylight run cds and the first two are amazzzzinggg but the straylight run hasn't grown on me yet. everyone should buy the new used cd though...everyone. every song is good. true story. but oh man, theres one song on the straylight cd that sounds like country, it's soo bad. im trying to sell it cause ( Read more... )

this weekend was possibly one of the best weekends to date.  halloween is an amazing holiday which is unfortunately turning into vandalism day but whatever...i had fun being wild for two days and being a naughty ballerina.  it all started on saturday when cheyenne jessie and i went to six flags.  we got free tix to the safari so, of course, we went ( Read more... )