You like this? chapter 2
Title: You like this?!
Author: Punkrocksmurf
Rating: PG-13 Pairing:
Joel/OFC
Summary: humorous fic about Joel finding his wife has a kink for twincest.
Disclaimer: Not real, never happened. Don't own.
Notes: i've had this idea for awhile and just now wrote it. go to my journal for the first chapter
You Like This? Chapter 2.
Don’t own not real.
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This must be what she was reading. I started skimming through it when something catches my eye. “Benji kisses Joel hard, and passionately on the lips.” OH MY FUCKING LORD!
Three hours later
*Joel is still sitting on the couch with the laptop thinking*
WOW. She gets off on fan fictions. Oh but not just any fan fiction; She gets off on twincest. Benji AND me! That’s illegal and WRONG! It’s just…ugh. I don’t even want to think about it. I know there are a lot of people who read this stuff but I NEVER thought I’d be married to one of them. This is so fucked up. I must be dreaming. No she doesn’t read twincest. I’m gonna pinch myself and wake up. Ow. I’m not dreaming.
I look up as I hear the bedroom door open. SHIT. Hurry hurry HURRY! SHUT DOWN YOU PIECE OF...ok that’s better. I close the laptop right when Jen walks in the room. “Hey sweetie,” she says and kisses me and sits next to me on the couch.
“Hey,” I say and force a smile. How should I confront her with this? I’ve never been too good at confrontations, that‘s Benj’s thing. “Benj’s thing” oh god.
“Is something wrong, Joel?”
“Huh? No, I’m just thinking.”
“Whatcha thinking about?”
“Uhhh. What I wanna do tonight.” Yeah, good cover.
“How about we stay in and invite Benji and Chris over?” BENJI!!!!!!
“NO…I mean nah I just wanna stay here alone with you. No Benji…or Chris” I say grabbing her hand.
“Ookay? Are you feelin all right?”
“YES! I’m fine.” Stop freaking out she’s gonna suspect something.
“You sure?” I nod. “Okay, well do you want a drink? I’m gonna get a beer. “
Yes I can get her drunk and try and get her to admit it. “Uh yeah sure grab me one too.”
Jen walks in and hands me my beer. I open it and take a swig.
Three hours and a few beers later
Yeah we’re both drunk. This is the perfect time to ask her. Okay, how should I ask her? I’m just gonna do it. Jump right into it. Okay here goes…Wait, what am I gonna say? “Hey Jen?”
“Yeah?” she asked while steadying herself on the couch.
“What turns you on?”
“I wanna know what turns you on. So I can be all that and more” she sings and dances in a fit of drunken giggles.
“No, Jen listen to me.” I grab her shoulders and try to calm her. “What’s your fantasy?”
“My fantasy?”
“Yeah.” Jen goes into another fit of giggles.
“Well I wanna,” she’s blushing while she pauses and giggles, “I wanna see you and Benji go at it.” OH GOOD LORD! SHE DOES GET OFF ON IT! FUCK!
“Joel?”
“Why do you like that stuff?”
“Because.”
“Because?”
“Because I think you fucking someone that looks almost identical would be hot!” She answered sounding a little sobered up.
“But it’s my brother.”
“So. You tell me that you wouldn’t love to see two twin sisters going at it. And don’t lie.”
“That’s different.”
“How?!”
“I don’t know them and I’m not married to one of them!”
“Are we seriously gonna argue over this? It’s not that big of a deal.” NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!
“NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!” She can’t be serious.
“Goodnight Joel.” She says standing and looking down at me.
“THAT IS A BIG DEAL!”
“Good night Joel” I watch as she walks into the bedroom and shut the door.
“Not that big of a deal my ass,” I mumble and take a swig of my beer.
Next morning
I wake up but I leave my eyes shut. Maybe it was all a dream. I open my eyes. Nope I’m on the couch. It’s real. DAMN THE LIGHT. SHIT MY HEAD! DAMN ALCOHOL! I get up and walk around the apartment in search for Jen. She’s not here. She must have already gone somewhere. Well who can I talk to about this? Hmm. I know. I pick up the phone and dialed the familiar number.
“Hello?” I hear my twin brother’s voice.
“Hey Benj, can I come over I gotta talk to you about something?”
“Yeah sure.”
“Okay. Thanks bye.”
“See ya in a bit”
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well that's chapter 2. I hope you liked it. Please read and review. let me know if i should keep going.