How to be a Christian

[punkskagodcool]

A Christian wheres the approved clothing, preferably purchased from Abercrombie and Fitch, the Gap, and/or Old Navy, depending on your economic status.

A Christian has the appropriate hair cut, w hich is tidy and well kept at all times, preferably long hair for women and short hair for men.
A Christian may wear makeup but not too much makeup, jewely

Comments

[awccmfan]

as a christian, I dont think Id shop at A&f...first the sex, then the racism. no thanks

[punkskagodcool]

yes... but at apu alll you see are blonde-hair blue eye allamerican whities in abercrombie.

[hbpen]

That gave me quite a chuckle Vero!

Re:

[punkskagodcool]

(smile) thought it might. you should see my school, vik. whitey-blonde abercrombie guys and girls, all around. that's the only thing i don't like about it. that, and everyone is way too culture-shocked about it being in so-cal. maybe i would be too if i wasn't from here, but wanting to go to hollywood and stuff every freakin weekend is old...
but yeah, i loved that chapel speaker!