i saw the biggest unibrow of my LIFE this weekend.
RUNAWAY WEEKEND 2004
problems were met before the trip even began making me nervous and us both late.
i think i may need a booster seat., speeding down a not so open highway, trying to get to cincinnati by 8:30.
but how can you pass up
you just can't.
-beeped at by semis. WHY OH WHY TRUCKERS?
-almost dying 2012898231 times.
-getting LOST and having to ask for directions.
-finally made it to bogarts..and spent an hour driving around trying to find a parking spot and making our way back to vine st.
-getting dressed and ready in a mcdonald's parking lot while the drive thru watched us.
-'how you doin beautiful?' fine thanks..'how you doin beautiful?' FINE THANKS!
MADE IT TO THE SHOW......
CUTE BOYS & STUPID GIRLS!
lori and i sang along annoyingly and i think people wanted to shoot us. but really we spent most of
lori stole my shirt!
i'm very sober..i just don't look it.
jesus fucking christ, chin reduction please?
we spent way too much time in the bathroom.
QUEST TO FIND OUR COMFORT INN
we got lost right off the bat and i made lori ask a mean foreign man how to find our way. luckily this time it was MUUCH easier and we found our hotel with no problem.
we go to our room, i open the door, and flip on the lights....except they don't turn on and our room is pitch black.
i fear being chopped to pieces so of course, i let lori go first. tru luv fer reeel.
we sit down in front of the television and are entranced by how many cable channels we actually get.
...but i haven't eaten all day and i'm damn hungry so we leave for BIG BOY.
well, FUCK BIG BOY! because it was closed at 1a.m. we had to go to waffle house instead.
our waitress was so nice and funny. she even took a picture for us after giving us
yeah, yeah, i need to brush my hair and i have a big head.
while eating my cheesy hashbrowns..i noticed lori's eyes were bright red. we both looked high.
then the boys sitting in the booth across from us kept listening in on our conversations and laughing. CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME?
back at the hotel,
on some of that action.
HOW COULD LORI RESIST?
i stayed up all night watching scary movies and the oblongs while lori snored.♥
11A.M. CHECKOUT came too early for us, but we got ready quickly to hit the road.
while at a gas station, the attendent said we looked "cool" and kept staring at us.
actually, we got beeped/hollared a lot at this trip. EGO BOOSTS? possibly.
while driving down the highway i saw massive blood shed and hoped for it just to be a bunch of red paint splattered..but just as i started to believe it i saw the deer carcass. with it's head bent in such an unnatural way and it's little doe eyes burning into my soul. i started freaking out and screaming aaaaaaaah! thank god lori didn't see it. thank god i have a short attention span because
the biggest, most oddly placed jesus i have ever seen.
BALL SNIFFER
the plan of action was to go to yellow springs and see josh because he still wants to be a "part of my life". yadda yadda.
i just wanted to see his dog, kity because i love her. see his shitty tattoo and stupid hippie girlfriend and leave.
but of course he pussed out. so i stuck gum on his car and made lori spit on his window.
we spent some time visiting yellow springs though and ate some damn good pizza. we even made use of their playground.
WHAT IS WITH MY FAT HEAD?!?!?!?
awesome mural in the alley way.
on the way home, lori and i busted out the jams and sing alongs. we even "danced".
i had so much fun and such a great bonding experience with lori this weekend.
even the small things like eating razzles and mixing all of the colors so it looked like we were eating poo made me extremely happy. UGH.
i love lori
i want to run away AGAIN this weekend.
i've been sad all day today..but of course. i will have another fun adventure like this, i'm sure of it.
problems were met before the trip even began making me nervous and us both late.
i think i may need a booster seat., speeding down a not so open highway, trying to get to cincinnati by 8:30.
but how can you pass up
you just can't.
-beeped at by semis. WHY OH WHY TRUCKERS?
-almost dying 2012898231 times.
-getting LOST and having to ask for directions.
-finally made it to bogarts..and spent an hour driving around trying to find a parking spot and making our way back to vine st.
-getting dressed and ready in a mcdonald's parking lot while the drive thru watched us.
-'how you doin beautiful?' fine thanks..'how you doin beautiful?' FINE THANKS!
MADE IT TO THE SHOW......
CUTE BOYS & STUPID GIRLS!
lori and i sang along annoyingly and i think people wanted to shoot us. but really we spent most of
lori stole my shirt!
i'm very sober..i just don't look it.
jesus fucking christ, chin reduction please?
we spent way too much time in the bathroom.
QUEST TO FIND OUR COMFORT INN
we got lost right off the bat and i made lori ask a mean foreign man how to find our way. luckily this time it was MUUCH easier and we found our hotel with no problem.
we go to our room, i open the door, and flip on the lights....except they don't turn on and our room is pitch black.
i fear being chopped to pieces so of course, i let lori go first. tru luv fer reeel.
we sit down in front of the television and are entranced by how many cable channels we actually get.
...but i haven't eaten all day and i'm damn hungry so we leave for BIG BOY.
well, FUCK BIG BOY! because it was closed at 1a.m. we had to go to waffle house instead.
our waitress was so nice and funny. she even took a picture for us after giving us
yeah, yeah, i need to brush my hair and i have a big head.
while eating my cheesy hashbrowns..i noticed lori's eyes were bright red. we both looked high.
then the boys sitting in the booth across from us kept listening in on our conversations and laughing. CAUSE WE'RE AWESOME?
back at the hotel,
on some of that action.
HOW COULD LORI RESIST?
i stayed up all night watching scary movies and the oblongs while lori snored.♥
11A.M. CHECKOUT came too early for us, but we got ready quickly to hit the road.
while at a gas station, the attendent said we looked "cool" and kept staring at us.
actually, we got beeped/hollared a lot at this trip. EGO BOOSTS? possibly.
while driving down the highway i saw massive blood shed and hoped for it just to be a bunch of red paint splattered..but just as i started to believe it i saw the deer carcass. with it's head bent in such an unnatural way and it's little doe eyes burning into my soul. i started freaking out and screaming aaaaaaaah! thank god lori didn't see it. thank god i have a short attention span because
the biggest, most oddly placed jesus i have ever seen.
BALL SNIFFER
the plan of action was to go to yellow springs and see josh because he still wants to be a "part of my life". yadda yadda.
i just wanted to see his dog, kity because i love her. see his shitty tattoo and stupid hippie girlfriend and leave.
but of course he pussed out. so i stuck gum on his car and made lori spit on his window.
we spent some time visiting yellow springs though and ate some damn good pizza. we even made use of their playground.
WHAT IS WITH MY FAT HEAD?!?!?!?
awesome mural in the alley way.
on the way home, lori and i busted out the jams and sing alongs. we even "danced".
i had so much fun and such a great bonding experience with lori this weekend.
even the small things like eating razzles and mixing all of the colors so it looked like we were eating poo made me extremely happy. UGH.
i love lori
i want to run away AGAIN this weekend.
i've been sad all day today..but of course. i will have another fun adventure like this, i'm sure of it.