If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are senseless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
yah um the other day i took a pic of my computer and there was an orb above it, and now alexas leapfrog table is making noise without her even near it...