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...it's 10:57pm and I can't be more bored and miserable from this fucking migrane that's pounding my head like a priest on a 5 year old boy.

By the way, do you know what Michael Jackson said to the Priest?

"I saw him first."

For Free Pussy call 614-444-1139 or 614-668-2334.

Seriously...

Mikala's cat, Heaven, just had seven cats and she's trying to ( Read more... )

"...i owe Mary Jane $55. well apparently my mom TOOK that money. she didn't know anything about the whole selling thing so she just thought i was lying when i said i didn't have any money and took it. she claims she'll pay me back.. but god. i knew them two weeks is coming up soon. and mary jane's mexican boyfriend or... fiance is going to be on ( Read more... )

If you weren´t surprised by the Marriage thing already (minus a couple of you who already know) then maybe you will be surprised about this (once again, except for those who already know).

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"What if I upload a picture?", Brandon said as he played around with Mikala's phone attempting to get a decent picture for his outincolumbus profile.  This bitch has done ass loads of connie, came out of a jacuzzi not less than two hours ago, and has yet to go to sleep but thinks he'll get a good looking picture of himself.  Connie does make you ( Read more... )

Oh god, I love this show and when we watch it mroe and more, we try to compare who with whom.  This is my theory (the bold part is what the character and friend has in common):

Michael Novotny / Brandon West


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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of ( Read more... )

Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, I feel like talking about people behind their backs.  I know what you're thinking:

"God, what a bitch".

Well, okay, sure.  I figure since I'm pretty up front about everything, I would see what it's like to be on the other side of this picture.  So, today, you can call me whatever.  Just remember, if they find out about ( Read more... )

What You Really Think Of Your Friends


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So... it happened. My life has officially ended. You can bury me now. I am no longer a teenager. Oh, no. Not at all. I am 20 ( Read more... )