I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY I THINK MY HEAD MIGHT EXPLODE

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I am so drained

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Good luck with the job! As someone else who is desperatley looking for a job anywhere I can I feel your pain!

I totally suck at comforting people although they seem to have learnt this and avoid me like the plague in times of emotional need. I would be offended if I wasn't so glad.

OMG CHEWING GUM KILLS, YO! *sends paramedics* I remember I used to swallow gum all the time (espiecially when a nosey teacher wanted to inspect the inside of my mouth) but after hearing of the tragedy that can befall you cause of it I couldn't look at a pack of gum again, let alone swallow it. Same with the whole 'If you put your hair in your mouth you'll get a giant hair ball and die until you are deaded!!!!1!!!!'

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More pressingly though, i swallowed my chewing gum earlier and ever since, all i've been able to think about is how everyone used to be told that if you swallow gum it will WRAP AROUND YOUR INTESTINE AND KILL YOU WITHIN HOURS I'M NOT JOKING IT REALLY HAPPENS, and I swear to god, I can feel my bodily organs being constricted! (yes, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. It was an unusually large piece of gum!)

Hahah OMG I've lost count the number of times I've done this - I think one time it happened twice in a day...O_O

Hope you get the job! :)

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Oh dear. Let's hope the evil bubblegum doesn't kill you. D:

I'm about as useless at comforting people as you are. I say 'Aww' a lot. And flail quietly.