{unrelenting pleasure; 03}

[puppet_facade]

Specials of t'week: aphrodesiacs.

En't hard to make, but they're a pain in t'ass when it comes to preservin' 'em. Have to be somewhere's around -30 degrees C's.

Now that work's done, let's 'ave some fun~.

Comments

[preachthechoir]

Sounds absolutely devious~

[puppet_facade]

You talkin' about the aphrodesiacs?

[preachthechoir]

None other~!

[puppet_facade]

You lookin' t'buy or somethin'?

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[dango_diva]

It still amazes me that a eunuch knows so much about aphrodisiacs. ♥

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[puppet_facade]

Who t'hell you callin' "eunuch"? What you felt down there wasn't fake.

An' it surprises me tha' a woman like you needs 'em.

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[dango_diva]

One can still be a eunuch and have the right parts sweetheart.

And there's a big difference between needing them and wanting them. That combo deal you gave me was your doing not that I didn't enjoy the added bonus mind you but I didn't particularly need the additive. *grins*

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[puppet_facade]

Oh, they're workin' fine, you don't need ta worry.

Any fuckin' way you see it, 'nyone can see you en't exactly havin' mindblowin' sex every night. Kinda makes one wonder if you got t'right parts down there.

I mean, hell, I'm not surprised if ya got a dick.