{unfinished business; 012}

[puppet_facade]

Four weeks since I updated this thing. Seems like five fuckin' years. An' 'pparently, a lot can happen in five years.

Now I'm officially an Uncle. Whatever th' fuck tha' means. I don't feel any different but I got a feelin' tha' this idea won't hit until I met Tem's kids. Th' fuck am I nervous for?Here's hopin' tha' I c'n get some things done

Comments

[dango_diva]

Just think of how much more you'd get done if you just went and stopped griping about it sweetheart?

And when have you even been exposed to a baby long enough to qualify yourself as 'allergic'? Probably not since your stint in the orphanage I'm sure. Sooner you stop being weird about it the easier it's going to be on yourself ♥

[puppet_facade]

That would jus' kill th' fun of rilin' you up an' watchin' you bitch me out. I think th' record is two hours straight.

I think Gaara sometimes comes close 'nough to th' description. He's goddamn whiny 'nough, an' you really aren't helpin' out here. An' I though' you'd be th' one not wantin' t'go anyways wit' your fear of babies an' shit.

[dango_diva]

Yeah, and some days I think you actually miss walking around with a busted jaw ♥ Keep trying my patience and I might have to remedy that for you.

That...I cannot argue with sadly. Though I don't know how I'm supposed to be 'helping' the issue. He's bored, I'm bored, and you're holed up in the shop and only come out when your ass starts to meld with your stool.

[Private]
And yes, I know what you're doing in there and I shouldn't be giving you grief but it wouldn't hurt for you to remember that life still goes on out here regardless of what's happening behind that damned door. Your sister was here before me and she'll be here after I'm sure. Deal with your family first.
[/Private]

It's not a fear. It's for the better of humanity and my own sanity. Aside from the passing contact of random people I've never had to deal with another's spawn so I don't know what I'd do. They're squirmy, smelly little creatures that tend to spit up all sorts of noxious things, of course I'd keep my distance. But they're your blood so you're not

[puppet_facade]

Givin' me a busted jaw puts me out of th' sort of commission tha' you migh' sorely miss, y'know.

If he's bored, then he c'n be a guinea pig, how's tha'? Make himself useful 'round th' place.

[Private]

She knows how t'take care of herself, Anko. She always has an' she's got a guy over there t'watch over her. Life goes on? Not when you've still got tha' in you, an' I don't know how many damn times I have t'clarify tha'. You're my fuckin' life an' it en't "goin' on" if I don't get this thing done.

[/Private]

Not tha' I have experience wit' 'em either, I'd suggest keeping th' hell away from 'em after they've been fed. Fuckin' lil' tykes c'n throw up as far as four feet. An' humanity? C'mon, babe, who're you foolin'?

[redwhite_impact]

Keep her strapped to something.

[puppet_facade]

...you do know who th' fuck I'm talkin' 'bout righ'? An' if you do, I think you have no regards for my life at all.

[redwhite_impact]

Kankurou, don't let her down here if you have any regards for your life at all.

[puppet_facade]

Fuck you an' your threats. Like Hell, I'd let go back there in th' condition she's in righ' now.