{unhappy wishes; 013}

[puppet_facade]

'Least today's gonna give my "license" some legal standin'.

Fuck. I really don't even 'member this date. Tem, you're not screwin' wit' my head righ'? My head's already fucked up by stims as it is.

An' I'm supposed t'be fuckin' dead. Who saw tha' one comin'?

...

Does this mean I get a lap dance?

[ooc; Still on hiatus, but I couldn't

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[dango_diva]

I'd make you beg normally, but it is your birthday after all so I guess we can take care of that easily enough~

You're getting old brat ♥

BUT...since you beat me to making an obnoxious announcement, Happy Birthday sweetheart ♥

OOC

[puppet_facade]

And I just remember about the Birthday Log.

Which ruins the surprise...I am an idiot. >< How would this fit then?

OOC

[dango_diva]

LOL ♥ No worries~ Hmm.

He's posting this while Anko's resting/taking a breather? >.>

[puppet_facade]

An' I thought it was only 'cause of your good nature tha' you didn't bring out th' whip. Silly me.

Look who's talkin'.

It would've been nice if you'd tell me 'bout this Be Nice To Th' Guy in Th' Fuckin' Closet Day before th' fact. Not tha' th' outcome wasn't nice, but still. It en't nice t'fuck 'round my mind.

[love_akane]

Happy Birthday.

[puppet_facade]

...

Thanks.

[love_akane]

I'm sure.

Warn me before you and Anko decide to 'celebrate' so I can flee the premises, alright?

[puppet_facade]

You c'n either take tha' or th' I'm Still Skeptical 'Bout This Fuckin' Weird Birthday Wish But My Brain En't Catchin' Up T'find Th' Hidden Meanin' Thanks.

At this point, there's already been some "celebratin'" goin' on. Y'didn't miss anythin' important, s'all I'm sayin'.

[kirikirimaihime]

You want me to give you a lapdance?

[ ooc; she knows FULL well what he means. >3 ]