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puppet_paladin

30th moon [video]

May 19, 2011 14:07

[Today's view of Ecruteak's Pokémon Center appears perfectly normal: the usual music is playing, the receptionist's desk is clean, and Cecil is smiling, with his hands clasped together and his right eyebrow twitching and- erm.]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is a Public Service Announcement.

[A strange squelching noise can be heard from ( Read more... )

heeeeeeeelp!, was once a king, cecil hates his job, might snap soon, take this thing away from me

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of_france May 19 2011, 20:50:39 UTC

[C-choking. On horror. And on laughter.]

What?

[video] puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 21:11:48 UTC

Lester the Tentacruel. Well-read and Lingerie connoisseur. Do you have any information to share about his owner?

[Video] Oh, man, sorry I forgot the video label *A* of_france May 19 2011, 21:29:12 UTC

[Coughing. France shakes his head, reaching up and wiping at his eyes.]

No. No, I've never seen such a creature before. Just... Oh, man...

[Video] ♥ puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 21:36:52 UTC

His brethren live in both Cherrygrove and Olivine. You're quite lucky not to have met them before.

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[video; never before has this icon fit so well] riastrad_ridire May 19 2011, 23:05:33 UTC

...

You're kidding. Really. Tell me you're kidding.

[video] Poor Lancer's brain. puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 23:18:38 UTC

I wish. I truly, truly wish.

[video] it takes a lot to scar this guy for life. congrats. riastrad_ridire May 19 2011, 23:19:56 UTC

Who would even...why...

Who wrote a book like that?!

[video] Without trying, even. puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 23:29:23 UTC

I did not look at the cover long enough to see, and I refuse to ask the Joys.

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[video] usedroar May 19 2011, 23:35:01 UTC

[ Seconding the appropriateness of certain icons. ]

In the--where? With what?

[ Mind = blown. Meanwhile, Flood is taking up a good chunk of the screen next to his trainer, glaring daggers. IT'S TENTACRUELS LIKE YOU, SIR, WHO GIVE ALL OF US A BAD NAME. ]

[video] puppet_paladin May 19 2011, 23:51:50 UTC

The Ecruteak City Pokémon Center's women's bathroom, '649 Ways to Bond With Your Tentacruel', two pairs of female undergarments. Any other questions?

[Lester apparently doesn't care, because he's waving at two nurses in the background. One is horrified and the other is... intrigued?]

[video] usedroar May 20 2011, 01:33:41 UTC

So his trainer gave him that book and sent him in there.

[ Either that, or that is one well-read Tentacruel. ]

[video] puppet_paladin May 20 2011, 01:38:10 UTC

We think.

[A beat.]

We hope.

[A beat.]

...Please, let that be the case.

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[video] used_vinewhip May 20 2011, 00:49:11 UTC

... C-Cecil..? I.. don't like sea monsters.. [JUST WHAT SHE NEEDS, ANOTHER LEVIATHAN ROAMING AROUND.]

[video] puppet_paladin May 20 2011, 00:55:42 UTC

[...OH GOD RYDIA.]

Zira is in my room. Keep her with you, and no sea monster will be able to come close. I'll make sure this one does not leave the Center.

[video] used_vinewhip May 20 2011, 01:13:12 UTC

O-Okay. ... Cecil? Be careful, okay?

[video] puppet_paladin May 20 2011, 01:20:45 UTC

I will. Luckily, he seems not to care much about men.

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[video] puppet_paladin May 20 2011, 14:41:31 UTC

I've been better, but it's not quite as bad as it looks.

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video] puppet_paladin May 21 2011, 16:03:35 UTC

Keeping me company, until we manage to find his trainer.

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