11th Beat (draft)
okay so let me lay it to you guys straight.
so most of you yahoos know how i take care of this giant gaggle of teenage dipshits.
this is starting to drive me up a fucking wall.
it was bad enough taking care of one teenage dipshit.
now hes gone and done some binary fission thing so theres three of him.
if this keeps up the station is going to flood.
and then theres all his friends.
and dont get me wrong some of you are adorable but the problem is when we put you in one place together.
see.
you are teenagers.
you have teenage hormones.
yeah yeah you are only six solar sweeps or thirteen years old or w/e but the point is that your dicks and vags are heating up and youre all like fuck i really want to bone but i am thirteen and what is this.
which means that half of you are fucking fighting over each other.
and then you trolls show up and make it 4x more complicated.
and before you idiots start going oooh but human romance is so simple shut the fuck up.
you arent human.
you dont know how egregiously fucking complicated it is.
then you add your troll bullshit on top of it and it gets even worse.
point being.
my house is starting to turn into a clusterfuck of teenagers who all have crushes on each other but arent mature enough to go shit lets be polyamorous.
(btw - im totally ok with polyamory)
(putting that out there right the fuck now)
(just so we know where i stand)
so basically i need some help.
anybody want to play relationship counselor for this pile of gibbering monkeys and bug-people.
also yeah jade and daves dont think i havent been watching your shenanigans this is what triggered it because i dont even know who is dating who or jealous of who at this point and its stupid.
nepeta where the fuck are you with your chart i cant even wrap my head around this anymore.
tl;dr someone come slap some sense into my teenage spawn.
so most of you yahoos know how i take care of this giant gaggle of teenage dipshits.
this is starting to drive me up a fucking wall.
it was bad enough taking care of one teenage dipshit.
now hes gone and done some binary fission thing so theres three of him.
if this keeps up the station is going to flood.
and then theres all his friends.
and dont get me wrong some of you are adorable but the problem is when we put you in one place together.
see.
you are teenagers.
you have teenage hormones.
yeah yeah you are only six solar sweeps or thirteen years old or w/e but the point is that your dicks and vags are heating up and youre all like fuck i really want to bone but i am thirteen and what is this.
which means that half of you are fucking fighting over each other.
and then you trolls show up and make it 4x more complicated.
and before you idiots start going oooh but human romance is so simple shut the fuck up.
you arent human.
you dont know how egregiously fucking complicated it is.
then you add your troll bullshit on top of it and it gets even worse.
point being.
my house is starting to turn into a clusterfuck of teenagers who all have crushes on each other but arent mature enough to go shit lets be polyamorous.
(btw - im totally ok with polyamory)
(putting that out there right the fuck now)
(just so we know where i stand)
so basically i need some help.
anybody want to play relationship counselor for this pile of gibbering monkeys and bug-people.
also yeah jade and daves dont think i havent been watching your shenanigans this is what triggered it because i dont even know who is dating who or jealous of who at this point and its stupid.
nepeta where the fuck are you with your chart i cant even wrap my head around this anymore.
tl;dr someone come slap some sense into my teenage spawn.