Blade
I apologize for this taking so long, but typing is difficult for me, and the phone has been not working.
YOU:
1. Name?
Dr. Adalard Hess
2. Nickname?
Doc, sometimes, but I'm not really the type for nicknames. Isn't being called 'Blade' close enough to one?
3. How old are you?
I was 47
4. Where were you born?
Haßbergen, Germany
5. When were you born?
24 January, 1894
6. Where are you now?
In America with the others.
7. What color was your hair?
8. What color were your eyes?
Here is a picture.
9. Do you have pets (they don't have to be animals ;) )?
10. If so, what are their names?
Nein. The girl we are staying with has pets, but they are not ours.
11. What are you wearing?
Black trenchcoat and fedora.
12. What would you rather be wearing?
Something that did not look like I stole it out of Krauss's wardrobe. Mein Gott, there are not words for how sick I am of being reminded of that schweinehund every time I pass a reflective surface...
13. What item is with you at all times?
My weapons, because they are attached. This makes typing slow.
FANTASY:
14. What's your most favorite place?
Where ever I can get things done. I like to stay busy.
15. Where would you rather be right now?
A Konditorei... I do not know if you have those here in America, but they are a sort of combination café and bakery. But, being a puppet would sort of spoil going to one, as I would not be able to eat anything.
16. What powers do you posses?
I have my weapons, and I am one of the fastest of us.
17. What are your dreams like?
I usually do not remember them.
18. What is one thing you really want to do?
I do not know... I left my work behind in Berlin, and after that my work has been to protect the others. It seems we go from one disaster to another so often, I have not really thought about much else. I know now I would not resume my previous work.
I suppose this just shows I was obsessed with my work for too long, ja? Even now I do not know what to do, but with things as they are, I've usually been too busy for this to be a problem. Although things are quieter for now, and I am bored.
19. If you could be anything besides what you are and not human, what would you be?
As in an animal? Perhaps a raccoon. There are some in the yard here sometimes, and they are amusing.
20. If you went to Fantasy Island, what would be your fantasy?
Didn't I get that watching Krauss strung up like a marionette? Maybe it is sad that that is a high point in my life.
Seriously... I am still waiting to see the future I once predicted neither Krauss nor I would live to be a part of. I suppose I was half right, ja? And not the half he thought, either. :)
21. If you could rewind time, what time period would you stay in?
I am a scientist, or was. I would not want to go too far back to where I would be so out of place... or more than I am already. I think I would like to see the years that we missed... But if that actually happened, I think I would be far too tempted to kill Gallagher before he could wake us, and who knows what a mess that would cause... not only would I be in two places at once, but by changing my past, would I even be there at all?
22. If you could know any language, which one would you pick?
I wish I had continued to practice French, or paid better attention in school. As is, it is a bit of a struggle. If that does not count, since I do know a little of it still, perhaps Japanese. It seems more common these days, and it is Tao's native language... though since he spoke English we never really took the time to learn it.
23. If someone granted you one wish, what would you wish?
I will not beat around this one. I would like to be human again. While this is a preferance to being dead, there are some disadvantages.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...:
24. You found a dollar bill on the ground?
As if I could pick it up? If someone was looking for it, I would stay hidden and hope they found it without seeing me. If it belonged to no one I would probably leave it where it was. If I tried to pick it up, it would end up stuck on either my blade or my hook, and I would end up needing to have one of the others remove it. And really, what could I use it for?
25. Someone insulted you?
It depends on who, and how they meant it. Krauss used to do many things, and there was a time, before I was what I am now, when I would keep my mouth shut and pretend it did not matter. I don't do that anymore, and haven't since then. Unless I am having to be careful and not be discovered, I would make sure that they learn not to insult any of us. This is the same if they do something to hurt the rest of the team. Like Gallagher, ja?
However, if it is something like one of Jester's pranks... he does not do that to be malicious. It is just the way he is.
26. Someone found something that belonged to you and gave it back?
I do not really have much to lose. After all that we have been through, I cannot say for sure I would not be suspicious at first... especially if they knew to give something to me, and they were not someone who should know about us. If it was someone I knew I would thank them. If not, I would have to watch them closely to make sure it was not some trap for us.
27. A car accident made you late for an engagement?
I would probably cuss, a lot, and then try to reschedule. I do not see what else I could do.
28. Got stuck in traffic?
Much the same as above.
29. You were only able to talk in rhymes?
Considering the trouble I have being understood now, this may be better or worse. Of all of us, I sometimes manage to get myself understood best. While it would be nice to actually be able to speak again, the rhymes would likely make this too annoying.
30. Accidentally locked yourself in?
I would be stuck. Even if the door is just shut, I would be stuck. I cannot open a doorknob, even if I find a way to climb and reach one. I would have to wait until someone opened the door and let me out. And by the time they did, I would probably be in a bad mood.
31. You got stuck in the rain?
Cuss, attempt to find cover, and get soaked... which would probably be a bad thing for both unpainted wood areas as well as my weapons, not to mention certain fabric covered places.
32. Were stuck in a boring lecture that went on for three hours?
Why am I there if it is that boring? If I am there to guard someone, I would stick to my job and ignore the lecture. If I am there because someone misplaced me and I am having to pretend to be a toy I would still stay alert and watch for a chance to escape or for rescue.
33. In an extreme case of boredom?
Check the area for danger, or try to find something to watch on TV. I would read, but it is very hard to turn the pages. I am since finding things to read on computer, which is much easier for me. I do not like to be bored and try to stay busy. There is less time to think of certain things when there is work to be done, which is often best.
THIS OR THAT:
34. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate
35. Blue or Red?
red
36. Green or Yellow?
green
37. Stamp or Sticker?
stamp
38. Smile or Frown?
smile
39. Hard or Soft?
hard
40. Here or There?
there
41. Blonde or Brunette?
blonde
42. Letter or Note?
letter
43. Pen or Pencil?
pen
44. Nap or Sleep?
nap
45. Christmas or Birthday?
birthday
46. Light or Dark?
dark
47. Sun or Moon?
sun
48. Past or Future?
future
49. Plus or Minus?
minus
50. Alpha or Omega?
alpha
51. Rain or Shine?
rain... I must still be thinking about that 'stuck in the rain' question
52. Cat or Dog?
cat... I do not like dogs now.
53. Sunrise or Sunset?
sunset
54. Half Empty or Half Full?
half empty... at least looking at things that way you prepare for more, so it is best for me
FAVORITES:
55. Instrument?
glockenspiel
56. Animal?
I learned not to be too fond of animals. Some were used for research, especially before the war, and it was not professional. But, I am starting to like the cats here.
57. Appliance?
oven
58. Piece of Clothing?
I used to like bow ties, but they are not worn now.
59. Person?
Is this not inpolite?
60. Country?
Germany
61. Language?
German
62. Sound?
windchimes
63. Time of Day?
midday
64. Monument?
I never paid much attention to such things.
65. Book?
H. Rider Haggard's stories such as the Allan Quartermain stories and others such as The Call of the Wild, and White Fang, by Jack London. Ja... I used to like dogs, before I became something they would mistake for a chew toy. Now, most of them are so bigger than me, and they are disturbing.
66. Genre (Fantasy, Horror, Adventure, ect.)?
I liked adventure books, when I read fiction, but I am ashamed to admit I never had the courage for such exploits myself... at least, not until certain things happened.
67. Type of Clock?
Black Forest cuckoo clock. The craftsmanship on such is often very pleasing.
68. Cloud?
The little wispy ones.
69. Weather?
Sunny, but not too bright
70. Flower?
Wildflowers. They show up in the strangest places, usually just when you could use the sight of something colorful.
PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW:
71. Anything last words?
Perhaps a few words of advice, from someone who has made enough mistakes to know what not to do? Do not be so concerned for your own saftey that you lose sight of what is right. Sometimes it is better to die trying to do the right thing, than to survive because you looked the other way. A lot of bad things can happen when no one tries to stop them. And should you ever have friends you can trust, do whatever it takes to protect them.
72. What do you want to be remembered as?
I can think of more things in my past I do not want to be remembered for than things that I did right, especially before I was a puppet. But even after there have been many bad things, times when we have been tricked or used by the wrong people. Thinking about this question is upsetting because I find more and more I have become a weapon, and that is not what I would like to be remembered as.
I am having difficulty thinking of anything else that I have been for a long time. Since becoming a part of this team I have done what I could to keep the others safe. That I do willingly. But because that has made me a fighter... even though I was not much of one before... it has also meant that in those times when we have been misled by unscrupulous persons that I am usually one of the ones who causes the most damage.
All I can say is that I try not to hurt anyone who does not have it coming to them, and those times that have been otherwise are probably something that I will never forget. As for other times, if I must be a weapon, then I will protect the rest of the team as best I can.
73. Want to stop?
Ja. Typing takes a long time for me. But since the phone was not working, I typed this in a document file during those days.
74. How will you say goodbye?
Auf Wiedersehen
YOU:
1. Name?
Dr. Adalard Hess
2. Nickname?
Doc, sometimes, but I'm not really the type for nicknames. Isn't being called 'Blade' close enough to one?
3. How old are you?
I was 47
4. Where were you born?
Haßbergen, Germany
5. When were you born?
24 January, 1894
6. Where are you now?
In America with the others.
7. What color was your hair?
8. What color were your eyes?
Here is a picture.
9. Do you have pets (they don't have to be animals ;) )?
10. If so, what are their names?
Nein. The girl we are staying with has pets, but they are not ours.
11. What are you wearing?
Black trenchcoat and fedora.
12. What would you rather be wearing?
Something that did not look like I stole it out of Krauss's wardrobe. Mein Gott, there are not words for how sick I am of being reminded of that schweinehund every time I pass a reflective surface...
13. What item is with you at all times?
My weapons, because they are attached. This makes typing slow.
FANTASY:
14. What's your most favorite place?
Where ever I can get things done. I like to stay busy.
15. Where would you rather be right now?
A Konditorei... I do not know if you have those here in America, but they are a sort of combination café and bakery. But, being a puppet would sort of spoil going to one, as I would not be able to eat anything.
16. What powers do you posses?
I have my weapons, and I am one of the fastest of us.
17. What are your dreams like?
I usually do not remember them.
18. What is one thing you really want to do?
I do not know... I left my work behind in Berlin, and after that my work has been to protect the others. It seems we go from one disaster to another so often, I have not really thought about much else. I know now I would not resume my previous work.
I suppose this just shows I was obsessed with my work for too long, ja? Even now I do not know what to do, but with things as they are, I've usually been too busy for this to be a problem. Although things are quieter for now, and I am bored.
19. If you could be anything besides what you are and not human, what would you be?
As in an animal? Perhaps a raccoon. There are some in the yard here sometimes, and they are amusing.
20. If you went to Fantasy Island, what would be your fantasy?
Didn't I get that watching Krauss strung up like a marionette? Maybe it is sad that that is a high point in my life.
Seriously... I am still waiting to see the future I once predicted neither Krauss nor I would live to be a part of. I suppose I was half right, ja? And not the half he thought, either. :)
21. If you could rewind time, what time period would you stay in?
I am a scientist, or was. I would not want to go too far back to where I would be so out of place... or more than I am already. I think I would like to see the years that we missed... But if that actually happened, I think I would be far too tempted to kill Gallagher before he could wake us, and who knows what a mess that would cause... not only would I be in two places at once, but by changing my past, would I even be there at all?
22. If you could know any language, which one would you pick?
I wish I had continued to practice French, or paid better attention in school. As is, it is a bit of a struggle. If that does not count, since I do know a little of it still, perhaps Japanese. It seems more common these days, and it is Tao's native language... though since he spoke English we never really took the time to learn it.
23. If someone granted you one wish, what would you wish?
I will not beat around this one. I would like to be human again. While this is a preferance to being dead, there are some disadvantages.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...:
24. You found a dollar bill on the ground?
As if I could pick it up? If someone was looking for it, I would stay hidden and hope they found it without seeing me. If it belonged to no one I would probably leave it where it was. If I tried to pick it up, it would end up stuck on either my blade or my hook, and I would end up needing to have one of the others remove it. And really, what could I use it for?
25. Someone insulted you?
It depends on who, and how they meant it. Krauss used to do many things, and there was a time, before I was what I am now, when I would keep my mouth shut and pretend it did not matter. I don't do that anymore, and haven't since then. Unless I am having to be careful and not be discovered, I would make sure that they learn not to insult any of us. This is the same if they do something to hurt the rest of the team. Like Gallagher, ja?
However, if it is something like one of Jester's pranks... he does not do that to be malicious. It is just the way he is.
26. Someone found something that belonged to you and gave it back?
I do not really have much to lose. After all that we have been through, I cannot say for sure I would not be suspicious at first... especially if they knew to give something to me, and they were not someone who should know about us. If it was someone I knew I would thank them. If not, I would have to watch them closely to make sure it was not some trap for us.
27. A car accident made you late for an engagement?
I would probably cuss, a lot, and then try to reschedule. I do not see what else I could do.
28. Got stuck in traffic?
Much the same as above.
29. You were only able to talk in rhymes?
Considering the trouble I have being understood now, this may be better or worse. Of all of us, I sometimes manage to get myself understood best. While it would be nice to actually be able to speak again, the rhymes would likely make this too annoying.
30. Accidentally locked yourself in?
I would be stuck. Even if the door is just shut, I would be stuck. I cannot open a doorknob, even if I find a way to climb and reach one. I would have to wait until someone opened the door and let me out. And by the time they did, I would probably be in a bad mood.
31. You got stuck in the rain?
Cuss, attempt to find cover, and get soaked... which would probably be a bad thing for both unpainted wood areas as well as my weapons, not to mention certain fabric covered places.
32. Were stuck in a boring lecture that went on for three hours?
Why am I there if it is that boring? If I am there to guard someone, I would stick to my job and ignore the lecture. If I am there because someone misplaced me and I am having to pretend to be a toy I would still stay alert and watch for a chance to escape or for rescue.
33. In an extreme case of boredom?
Check the area for danger, or try to find something to watch on TV. I would read, but it is very hard to turn the pages. I am since finding things to read on computer, which is much easier for me. I do not like to be bored and try to stay busy. There is less time to think of certain things when there is work to be done, which is often best.
THIS OR THAT:
34. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate
35. Blue or Red?
red
36. Green or Yellow?
green
37. Stamp or Sticker?
stamp
38. Smile or Frown?
smile
39. Hard or Soft?
hard
40. Here or There?
there
41. Blonde or Brunette?
blonde
42. Letter or Note?
letter
43. Pen or Pencil?
pen
44. Nap or Sleep?
nap
45. Christmas or Birthday?
birthday
46. Light or Dark?
dark
47. Sun or Moon?
sun
48. Past or Future?
future
49. Plus or Minus?
minus
50. Alpha or Omega?
alpha
51. Rain or Shine?
rain... I must still be thinking about that 'stuck in the rain' question
52. Cat or Dog?
cat... I do not like dogs now.
53. Sunrise or Sunset?
sunset
54. Half Empty or Half Full?
half empty... at least looking at things that way you prepare for more, so it is best for me
FAVORITES:
55. Instrument?
glockenspiel
56. Animal?
I learned not to be too fond of animals. Some were used for research, especially before the war, and it was not professional. But, I am starting to like the cats here.
57. Appliance?
oven
58. Piece of Clothing?
I used to like bow ties, but they are not worn now.
59. Person?
Is this not inpolite?
60. Country?
Germany
61. Language?
German
62. Sound?
windchimes
63. Time of Day?
midday
64. Monument?
I never paid much attention to such things.
65. Book?
H. Rider Haggard's stories such as the Allan Quartermain stories and others such as The Call of the Wild, and White Fang, by Jack London. Ja... I used to like dogs, before I became something they would mistake for a chew toy. Now, most of them are so bigger than me, and they are disturbing.
66. Genre (Fantasy, Horror, Adventure, ect.)?
I liked adventure books, when I read fiction, but I am ashamed to admit I never had the courage for such exploits myself... at least, not until certain things happened.
67. Type of Clock?
Black Forest cuckoo clock. The craftsmanship on such is often very pleasing.
68. Cloud?
The little wispy ones.
69. Weather?
Sunny, but not too bright
70. Flower?
Wildflowers. They show up in the strangest places, usually just when you could use the sight of something colorful.
PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW:
71. Anything last words?
Perhaps a few words of advice, from someone who has made enough mistakes to know what not to do? Do not be so concerned for your own saftey that you lose sight of what is right. Sometimes it is better to die trying to do the right thing, than to survive because you looked the other way. A lot of bad things can happen when no one tries to stop them. And should you ever have friends you can trust, do whatever it takes to protect them.
72. What do you want to be remembered as?
I can think of more things in my past I do not want to be remembered for than things that I did right, especially before I was a puppet. But even after there have been many bad things, times when we have been tricked or used by the wrong people. Thinking about this question is upsetting because I find more and more I have become a weapon, and that is not what I would like to be remembered as.
I am having difficulty thinking of anything else that I have been for a long time. Since becoming a part of this team I have done what I could to keep the others safe. That I do willingly. But because that has made me a fighter... even though I was not much of one before... it has also meant that in those times when we have been misled by unscrupulous persons that I am usually one of the ones who causes the most damage.
All I can say is that I try not to hurt anyone who does not have it coming to them, and those times that have been otherwise are probably something that I will never forget. As for other times, if I must be a weapon, then I will protect the rest of the team as best I can.
73. Want to stop?
Ja. Typing takes a long time for me. But since the phone was not working, I typed this in a document file during those days.
74. How will you say goodbye?
Auf Wiedersehen