weird shit.

[puppettron]

my best friend just found out his wife is pregnant.

my best friend has just found out that after 28 years of despising the idea of having children, he's about to have one anyway.

my best friend is a bit of a mess right now.

Comments

[primordial_soup]

I don't think I know who your best friend is.
Can I be enlightened?

[puppettron]

nope, if i wanted to name him i would've. it's more of an observation on how little control we have over our own lives these days.

[hroswithadear]

I would just like to point out that a hermit has a lot of controll over his life. How have you been, Hermit?

[puppettron]

i'm copacetic. although the new girl at work sometimes makes me see the appeal of violent reaction.

[hroswithadear]

well shit. sometimes that happens. Just envision her head being violently ripped from her shoulders by a mad man using his bare hands, slowly. Can you see the tendons ripping and the fleshy particles flying? Hmmmm... violence is fun when it's imaginary.