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puppy_genocide

3rd Seal - Bitter humiliating defeat

Mar 13, 2009 23:36

[There is a crumpled heap in front of the castle, vaguely recognizable as a badly beaten Sasuke. There are several Prinnies clustered around him, all of which are going through his pockets, except for the one kicking him in the head.]

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they totally got his lunch money, brb seppuku, alex, ema, csi: netherworld, raspbeyrl, prinnies are vicious, izuna, anticompetence event, fail no jutsu

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darkmastern March 14 2009, 05:18:10 UTC

Oh... Shoo prinnies.. you shouldn't be doing that! It's rude!

*She goes to throw a rock at the prinny but misses and hit's Sasuke*

O-Oh! SORRY!

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 07:26:17 UTC

[Sasuke says nothing. He's decided to just play dead and hope for the best at this point. The birds will pay dearly for this. Oh yes. They will pay.]

darkmastern March 14 2009, 09:02:40 UTC

*Beryl kneels over him*

Are you- gahh! Y-you aren't dead are you!?

*she shakes him a bit, trying to get a reaction*

Oh no! w-what have I done! I killed him! Gahh! this is so horrible! I'm not the number one delinquent, I'm just some horrid person who kills people with rocks!!

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 17:12:54 UTC

*cracks open an eye*

I didn't ask for your "help".

asshatoverlord March 14 2009, 05:40:50 UTC

*Alex runs up, sounding out of breath*

H-Hey! you ass holes! Go away! go on! GET!

*He punches one in the face, but it's not very effective*

Yeah.. that's right.. Goddamn I'm tired...

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 07:29:23 UTC

[Alex? Wonderful; one of the few people here he might possibly somewhat respect a little in some way, and he's facedown and being assaulted by the ultimate losers of the underworld. His internal monologue is going something like "LA LA LA THIS IS NOT HAPPENING", but in more Sasuke-like terms.]

asshatoverlord March 14 2009, 08:57:50 UTC

Shit.. these Penguins are... either they are strong as hell or...

*Prinny shoves him over*

Sasuke! I think someone out there cursed us or something! if you're feeling the same way I am, you can barely do anything!

We need ta find what the cause of it is and kick it's ass!

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 17:39:01 UTC

[Takes advantage of the distraction and tries to stab a Prinny in the back. It judo flips him over its shoulder and sits on him.]

As it is, we're being outclassed by these things. If you have any bright ideas on how to deal with them, now would be the time.

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idkmybffscience March 14 2009, 12:08:11 UTC

[Takes flipper prints off Sasuke's body]

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 17:42:15 UTC

...What are you doing?

idkmybffscience March 14 2009, 18:05:58 UTC

Don't worry! Science will catch the prinny perps!

puppy_genocide March 15 2009, 03:05:12 UTC

...Wonderful.

willninja4food March 14 2009, 18:02:00 UTC

[Each slash from shadows
Cannot be seen by any
Prinnies are now dead]

puppy_genocide March 14 2009, 18:08:39 UTC

[Looks up abruptly - what the hell? Sasuke looks around, but, of course, fails to discover a thing aside from a group of expertly-slain Prinnies.]

Who's there? Show yourself!

willninja4food March 14 2009, 18:25:32 UTC

[Call met with silence
Perhaps it was just the wind
Your face is ugly]

puppy_genocide March 15 2009, 03:05:46 UTC

....

[Limps off to the hospital.]