No pairings, band fic

[puppycadet]

title: kidnapping and other fun things
band!fic
humor, weirdness
this is by far the dumbest thing I have ever written. just...let's pretend it's not.

Comments

[halcyon_morn]

I love this, because I frequently talk about stealing babies, but I think Kangin might actually do it, I really do. And then this would happen. The only thing that would not happen is Siwon nearly making the baby cry-he has ~*magical powers*~ with children, yo. But yes, awesome. Donghae explaining pelvic thrusts and offering to teach English, Sungmin contemplating cuteness, and this line:

You've met Kangin, he steals babies. How can he be trusted with one?

totally do it for me. ♥

[phasera]

He has my eyes. I've changed my mind, we're keeping him.

heechul always gets the best lines in your fics. XD but then, he kinda does in real life, too, ahahaha.

OMG SUPERJUNIOR WITH A BABY. ♥ THIS IS GENIUS, AS USUAL.

[missatralissa]

that was possibly the best, and most realistic (it's so true story), SuJu fic i've ever read!

♥♥♥♥

[premonitioner]

why do i see this being made into a reality tv show? o.o

Super Junior and a baby. That kid will be the awesomest kid ever to live. 4 srs.

[fireatwill]

why do i see this being made into a reality tv show?
O.O I want.
That would be the so much better than Full House. Baby > Anya

[rkqs12]

OMG THIS WAS SO FUNNY. Esspecially since I was doing a dramatic reading of it aloud.