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So today I got a random email from a guy on Bear411.
He proceeded to tell me what turns him on in a odd form letter style.
Looks like he had worked a long time on this.
So here you go, and maybe you can be the match for this guy.
Hey stud! Can't wait to find out more about you, and I hope you like this!
Importantly, I want to make sure that you know that the below encompasses my entire sexual "world". It's what I love when it comes to sex, and it's all I will want to do usually in a sexual encounter. I am always open to experiment with and entertain new sexual ideas!
That doesn't mean I'm not open to new sexual ideas! It means that at least some of the below has to be present for me to be stimulated.
I am 33, tall, slim, cleanshaven, brown hair & eyes, Caucasian and have a smooth body. Friendly and funny, and (hopefully) sexy! Want a handsome guy that is finds me very attractive physically & characteristically for slow, relaxed sex meetings, possibly on an ongoing basis, preferably at your place. I love kissing, touching, jacking each other off, getting sucked (& doing it myself!) Want to try massaging/getting massaged sometime. I love "ass men", who love having their asshole and asscheeks explored, grabbed, touched, tickled and experimented with. I am not into anything about cum, other than the feeling of releasing it, and cumming on the other guy.
I want a _frequently horny_ guy who:
is 18-60 but ideally 18-35 (but anywhere from 18-60 is sexy depending on the guy)
is single or in an open relationship
Is openly verbal in sex to express his horniness and arousal (open with cussing like a man and being turned on by me doing it)
is STD and illness free
has good oral hygiene (in other words all original teeth and brush/floss regularly)
has low hanger balls
has a fat, thick dick (length does not matter)
has a round, smooth, bubble ass (big or small, with a shaved or naturally smooth hole)
Prefer someone who is not addicted to drugs or drinking (in moderation, smoking and drinking are no problem). Big plusses are: long hair, shaved heads, buzzcuts, muscles, smooth bodies, beards/goatees, especially a combination of these.
I want a guy who finds the below turnons as intensely erotic & dick arousing as I do. Who's turned on by the idea of learning about his body doing the things below, practicing them and becoming better at them, getting into his body and himself while I watch, stroke, and cum. Someone who feels very erotic about the idea of pleasing his man as he's asked, and getting him hard and turned on. If you get hard, and feel your heart beating fast when you read these, you've passed the test!
I can, and love to, show a guy how to do the balls, eyes, pecs, and belching; it's erotic to me also. I love exploring the male body and seeing what it can do, and how it does what it does; that's why I like these turnons.
*You only need to be able to do the ball twitch, and one other turnon below, for us to be compatible.
Turnons:
Bounce pecs (if muscular)
take in air and belch (very loud and throaty, or just loud)
twitch nuts up and down (inward if tight sack) by tightening hole
move eyes separately in different directions (not crosseyes)
trapping air in rectum and farting using stomach or anal muscles
has a lot of gas built up everytime time he dumps & has firm logs, grunts a lot and is not shy with being noisy around other guys in the public bathrooms
fantasy I have to have a sexy bubble-butt guy shake his ass around to jazz/funk electric bass music, or play it, and to sing, or dance naked, if he's talented at it (club-dancing)
Butch guys doing creative or feminine things in a masculine way is super hot!
No one knowing about these talents except he and I; another huge turn on!
The rest of the turn ons are just as various and go on forever!
Let me know if this turns you on studs! By the way, I will ask you a some questions just to find out how well you fit the above and how high our compatibility is. I WILL let you ask yours! ;-)
He proceeded to tell me what turns him on in a odd form letter style.
Looks like he had worked a long time on this.
So here you go, and maybe you can be the match for this guy.
Hey stud! Can't wait to find out more about you, and I hope you like this!
Importantly, I want to make sure that you know that the below encompasses my entire sexual "world". It's what I love when it comes to sex, and it's all I will want to do usually in a sexual encounter. I am always open to experiment with and entertain new sexual ideas!
That doesn't mean I'm not open to new sexual ideas! It means that at least some of the below has to be present for me to be stimulated.
I am 33, tall, slim, cleanshaven, brown hair & eyes, Caucasian and have a smooth body. Friendly and funny, and (hopefully) sexy! Want a handsome guy that is finds me very attractive physically & characteristically for slow, relaxed sex meetings, possibly on an ongoing basis, preferably at your place. I love kissing, touching, jacking each other off, getting sucked (& doing it myself!) Want to try massaging/getting massaged sometime. I love "ass men", who love having their asshole and asscheeks explored, grabbed, touched, tickled and experimented with. I am not into anything about cum, other than the feeling of releasing it, and cumming on the other guy.
I want a _frequently horny_ guy who:
is 18-60 but ideally 18-35 (but anywhere from 18-60 is sexy depending on the guy)
is single or in an open relationship
Is openly verbal in sex to express his horniness and arousal (open with cussing like a man and being turned on by me doing it)
is STD and illness free
has good oral hygiene (in other words all original teeth and brush/floss regularly)
has low hanger balls
has a fat, thick dick (length does not matter)
has a round, smooth, bubble ass (big or small, with a shaved or naturally smooth hole)
Prefer someone who is not addicted to drugs or drinking (in moderation, smoking and drinking are no problem). Big plusses are: long hair, shaved heads, buzzcuts, muscles, smooth bodies, beards/goatees, especially a combination of these.
I want a guy who finds the below turnons as intensely erotic & dick arousing as I do. Who's turned on by the idea of learning about his body doing the things below, practicing them and becoming better at them, getting into his body and himself while I watch, stroke, and cum. Someone who feels very erotic about the idea of pleasing his man as he's asked, and getting him hard and turned on. If you get hard, and feel your heart beating fast when you read these, you've passed the test!
I can, and love to, show a guy how to do the balls, eyes, pecs, and belching; it's erotic to me also. I love exploring the male body and seeing what it can do, and how it does what it does; that's why I like these turnons.
*You only need to be able to do the ball twitch, and one other turnon below, for us to be compatible.
Turnons:
Bounce pecs (if muscular)
take in air and belch (very loud and throaty, or just loud)
twitch nuts up and down (inward if tight sack) by tightening hole
move eyes separately in different directions (not crosseyes)
trapping air in rectum and farting using stomach or anal muscles
has a lot of gas built up everytime time he dumps & has firm logs, grunts a lot and is not shy with being noisy around other guys in the public bathrooms
fantasy I have to have a sexy bubble-butt guy shake his ass around to jazz/funk electric bass music, or play it, and to sing, or dance naked, if he's talented at it (club-dancing)
Butch guys doing creative or feminine things in a masculine way is super hot!
No one knowing about these talents except he and I; another huge turn on!
The rest of the turn ons are just as various and go on forever!
Let me know if this turns you on studs! By the way, I will ask you a some questions just to find out how well you fit the above and how high our compatibility is. I WILL let you ask yours! ;-)