I've just been called a fat ass! Whoohoo!

[puppyinpajamas]

I was walking home from having lunch with my Mom and some car drives past me and the girl in the passenger seat starts saying something to me. All I caught of it was "fat ass". Yes, my dear, I do indeed have some junk in my trunk and realize that you are simply jealous because you are an anorexic twig. I have long ago realized that I will never be

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[classical_wolf]

I have some junk in my trunk too, and you have a nice butt which those anorexic twigs will never have! (I put it in strikeout because I wanted to give you a compliment but I wasn't sure if you'd take it another way *blush, hides*) If someone has 20 kids before they're 21, you'll hear about it, post it in childfree and will give us another story of the sprogs to be amused by! The next time they call you a "fat ass", which my dear, you're not fat, you just have some junk in the trunk, and we all seem to have some junk somewhere, call them an "anorexic twig" and see how fast that shuts them up! ^_^

[pingpongpantsu]

You're a beautiful person don't listen to them. They probably waste their lives getting high or drunk and making fun of other people who decided to go somewhere in life. So anyway, I think you're beautiful and don't have to listen to them... I never did. I got made fun of alllllll the time...