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Jazz/Blaster
Ok, to be honest, I ship them more as bros than as a romantic couple. I've tried to ship them romantically and both muses just went "Eewww, god no!" so I've always seen them since as these epic best friends who've probably been buddies since they first met. That being said, here goes...
Who cooks: Jazz. Somehow I see him as the more focused of the two and thus a little more patient with kitchen duties.
Who does the laundry and other chores: If Jazz cooks then I guess he'd delegate Blaster to keeping the rest of the place clean
How many children do they have: Four, if you count Blaster's cassettes and how they tend to come as part of the package.
Who’s more dominant: Technically, Jazz has seniority to literally boss Blaster around, but in an argument I see Blaster being the louder one
Favorite nonsexual activity: They'd be attending concerts like nobody's business. It's their buddy thing.
Their favorite place to be together: In a club. Yeah it's a typical answer, but that's who they are
Any traditions: Jazz always does the driving, so he's not allowed to get as overcharged as Blaster. They also stand by the "never bring your drama home with you" motto.
Their “song”: Right now they love Fun. I'd say "We Are Young" at the moment.
What they do for each other on holidays: They like to give each other weird/quirky gifts. Jazz has a wall clock shaped like a vinyl record in his room that was a gift from Blaster one Christmas. Blaster has a kaleidoscope that only moves to music that Jazz gave him.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Lol... you mean the bachelor party? Rio. Carnival. 'nuff said.
Where did they first meet: Iacon, not long after Blaster joined Optimus' unit. Jazz was already there and they hit it off.
Any pets: There's Ramhorn and Steeljaw, but they aren't really pets; more like family
What do they fight over: Music choices. Blaster tends to stick to one music genre whereas Jazz is more varied. Blaster doesn't understand Jazz's love for classical pieces for instance. Blaster also has the shorter fuse and can be a bit more impulsive.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Well Rio, as mentioned. Jazz loves Japan, Blaster likes the J-rock bands. Vienna is another Jazz fave. Blaster likes India.
Starscream/Skywarp
Whoa... totally not familiar with Decepticon relationships, but I'll try XD
Who cooks: I'd say Starscream. He's a scientist and cooking is a little like chemistry. Can't see 'Warp having the patience for it.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Screamer might also do the laundry, but leave the rest of the grunt work to Skywarp
How many children do they have: yeah, I just can't see them with kids at the moment given how they both tend to treat smaller mechs like Rumble and Frenzy
Who’s more dominant: Probably Starscream. Leader issues and all.
Favorite nonsexual activity: mock dogfights?
Their favorite place to be together: In the sky
Any traditions: "What happens in the bedroom stays there."
Their “song”: HAhahahaha oh man... let me think... "Crazy" or "Toxic" by Britney Spears.
What they do for each other on holidays: Not try to kill each other
Where did they go for their honeymoon: I'd say the caribbean for some reason. Lots of space to fly
Where did they first meet: Very likely Decepticon HQ.
Any pets: Given that they live underwater, I find it amusing that Skywarp might actually own a goldfish.
What do they fight over: Starscream. Leader issues. Skywarp. prankster. Yeaaahhh...
Do they go on vacations, if so where: I'd say somewhere with wide open spaces where they could stretch their wings.
Prowl/Sideswipe
The irony of this because tirya56 and I are actually RPing this pairing. Privately however.
Who cooks: Sideswipe. He feels that Prowl's already swamped with work being 2IC, it's the least he can do.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Again, mostly Sideswipe, but Prowl chips in to clean the room now and then when he can spare the time.
How many children do they have: They're not really ready for kids yet.
Who’s more dominant: Prowl likes to let Sideswipe take charge just as a break from him being in charge as Prime's Second. Sometimes though he carries over being boss into the bedroom
Favorite nonsexual activity: when the time and mood allow, classical dance.
Their favorite place to be together: Sideswipe often tries to get Prowl out of his office. When he does, they like to spend time close to the Ark, so along the mountainside.
Any traditions: None as yet. They're still getting to know each other
Their “song”: Adam Lamber's "Better Than I Know Myself"
What they do for each other on holidays: Prowl makes it a point to spend time with Sideswipe and share a few drinks with him. Sideswipe brings him roses.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Sunstreaker sent them to China.
Where did they first meet: Gladiator arenas where Prowl recruited the Twins into the army against protests from everyone else. (there IS fic for this)
Any pets: Sides would like to have a puppy, but neither have the time to care for one.
What do they fight over: Sideswipe sometimes likes to push Prowl's buttons by bending the rules to see how long it'll take Prowl to snap. Usually he does it so Prowl can release his pent up tension/frustration, but Prowl would like him to stop.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Prowl likes his history and civilizations, Sides doesnt mind going along as long as it doesn't get boring and there are interesting battles to read/hear about.
And there you go!
Jazz/Blaster
Ok, to be honest, I ship them more as bros than as a romantic couple. I've tried to ship them romantically and both muses just went "Eewww, god no!" so I've always seen them since as these epic best friends who've probably been buddies since they first met. That being said, here goes...
Who cooks: Jazz. Somehow I see him as the more focused of the two and thus a little more patient with kitchen duties.
Who does the laundry and other chores: If Jazz cooks then I guess he'd delegate Blaster to keeping the rest of the place clean
How many children do they have: Four, if you count Blaster's cassettes and how they tend to come as part of the package.
Who’s more dominant: Technically, Jazz has seniority to literally boss Blaster around, but in an argument I see Blaster being the louder one
Favorite nonsexual activity: They'd be attending concerts like nobody's business. It's their buddy thing.
Their favorite place to be together: In a club. Yeah it's a typical answer, but that's who they are
Any traditions: Jazz always does the driving, so he's not allowed to get as overcharged as Blaster. They also stand by the "never bring your drama home with you" motto.
Their “song”: Right now they love Fun. I'd say "We Are Young" at the moment.
What they do for each other on holidays: They like to give each other weird/quirky gifts. Jazz has a wall clock shaped like a vinyl record in his room that was a gift from Blaster one Christmas. Blaster has a kaleidoscope that only moves to music that Jazz gave him.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Lol... you mean the bachelor party? Rio. Carnival. 'nuff said.
Where did they first meet: Iacon, not long after Blaster joined Optimus' unit. Jazz was already there and they hit it off.
Any pets: There's Ramhorn and Steeljaw, but they aren't really pets; more like family
What do they fight over: Music choices. Blaster tends to stick to one music genre whereas Jazz is more varied. Blaster doesn't understand Jazz's love for classical pieces for instance. Blaster also has the shorter fuse and can be a bit more impulsive.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Well Rio, as mentioned. Jazz loves Japan, Blaster likes the J-rock bands. Vienna is another Jazz fave. Blaster likes India.
Starscream/Skywarp
Whoa... totally not familiar with Decepticon relationships, but I'll try XD
Who cooks: I'd say Starscream. He's a scientist and cooking is a little like chemistry. Can't see 'Warp having the patience for it.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Screamer might also do the laundry, but leave the rest of the grunt work to Skywarp
How many children do they have: yeah, I just can't see them with kids at the moment given how they both tend to treat smaller mechs like Rumble and Frenzy
Who’s more dominant: Probably Starscream. Leader issues and all.
Favorite nonsexual activity: mock dogfights?
Their favorite place to be together: In the sky
Any traditions: "What happens in the bedroom stays there."
Their “song”: HAhahahaha oh man... let me think... "Crazy" or "Toxic" by Britney Spears.
What they do for each other on holidays: Not try to kill each other
Where did they go for their honeymoon: I'd say the caribbean for some reason. Lots of space to fly
Where did they first meet: Very likely Decepticon HQ.
Any pets: Given that they live underwater, I find it amusing that Skywarp might actually own a goldfish.
What do they fight over: Starscream. Leader issues. Skywarp. prankster. Yeaaahhh...
Do they go on vacations, if so where: I'd say somewhere with wide open spaces where they could stretch their wings.
Prowl/Sideswipe
The irony of this because tirya56 and I are actually RPing this pairing. Privately however.
Who cooks: Sideswipe. He feels that Prowl's already swamped with work being 2IC, it's the least he can do.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Again, mostly Sideswipe, but Prowl chips in to clean the room now and then when he can spare the time.
How many children do they have: They're not really ready for kids yet.
Who’s more dominant: Prowl likes to let Sideswipe take charge just as a break from him being in charge as Prime's Second. Sometimes though he carries over being boss into the bedroom
Favorite nonsexual activity: when the time and mood allow, classical dance.
Their favorite place to be together: Sideswipe often tries to get Prowl out of his office. When he does, they like to spend time close to the Ark, so along the mountainside.
Any traditions: None as yet. They're still getting to know each other
Their “song”: Adam Lamber's "Better Than I Know Myself"
What they do for each other on holidays: Prowl makes it a point to spend time with Sideswipe and share a few drinks with him. Sideswipe brings him roses.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Sunstreaker sent them to China.
Where did they first meet: Gladiator arenas where Prowl recruited the Twins into the army against protests from everyone else. (there IS fic for this)
Any pets: Sides would like to have a puppy, but neither have the time to care for one.
What do they fight over: Sideswipe sometimes likes to push Prowl's buttons by bending the rules to see how long it'll take Prowl to snap. Usually he does it so Prowl can release his pent up tension/frustration, but Prowl would like him to stop.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Prowl likes his history and civilizations, Sides doesnt mind going along as long as it doesn't get boring and there are interesting battles to read/hear about.
And there you go!