I am extraordinarly gratious, yet somewhat troubled

[pure_nobility]

The younger Slytherins enjoyed my tent so much during our time of protest, quidditch protest, that I have generously allowed them to pitch it in the common room, so that we might all have full-time access to the whirlpool, the featherbeds, and the superiour house elf service. Rolly and Pogo are always up to preparing a creme brulee or spicy

Comments

[purepansy]

Tusks are used for digging, rooting, foraging, the ripping of bark, and for resting a heavy trunk upon. They are not 'nasty'.

[pure_nobility]

Anything used for digging, rooting, or foraging is nasty. That's not to say they're of no use.

[purepansy]

Tusks are no different than ordinary teeth. At a fundamental level, that is.

[pure_nobility]

Well teeth are fundamentally nasty too. They're covered in saliva.

[luna_see]

i would like a closer look
at this tent

[pure_nobility]

You're feeling peckish for spicy jambalaya, Lovegood?

[luna_see]

creme brulee
actually

but mostly the whirlpool

[pure_nobility]

I've already tried butterscotch creme brulee, chocolate creme brulee, coconut rum creme brulee, and vanilla bean creme brulee.

And the whirlpool is quite nice. The steam wafts in different colours.

[obviouslynot]

Mister Malfoy,

A second-year Slytherin girl whose name is so unremarkable I have forgotten it approached me today and claimed that her pores are so opened by the steam that jambalaya has taken root in her skin and she shall break out in spots and die of the social humiliation.