A reaction

[pure_nobility]

I do not think I will give everyone the satisfaction of seeing me react in a grotesque and petulant way at Professor Binn's assignment. While I do feel that the person whom I have been paired up with is quite possibly the most tedious and uninteresting person alive, I have no doubt that actually fulfilling the assignment will be easy enough. I am

Comments

[thedogfather]

fuck off you little ponce. i've got nothing to say to you and no one can make me talk.

[pure_nobility]

That ought to be easy. I ask questions and receive a resounding silence in response. Since I cannot be penalised for my subject's unwillingness, I'm assured of an easy "O".

[purepansy]

DRACO!!!! DID YOU SEE WHO I WAS ASSIGNED TO INTERVIEW?!?! AMOS DIGGORY!!!! HE'S IN THE DEPARTMENT FOR REGULATION OF MAGICAL CREATURES!!!! AND WEASLEY TIPPED ME ON THIS FANTASTIC CREATURE CALLED A BOO HAG THAT I SIMPLY MUST HAVE!!!!

[pure_nobility]

I am a little upset here. I was unaware Binns hated me so very much.

[purepansy]

Oh, Draco!!!! Do endeavour to be strong; I can't help but agree -- of the available lot, you've been cast the worst!!!! If there is anything I can do to help ease the burden, do let me know. As it is, all I can think of to do is bring you chocolates and chocolate milk, and tell you silly jokes whilst folding your socks!!!! I ADORE YOU AND I HATE TO SEE YOU MISERABLE, YOU KNOW!!!!

[seventhdaughter]

Wait, you got Lockhart? I thought he was in St. Mungo's. I haven't even seen the whole list, I'm going to have to go see who everyone got, now.

[pure_nobility]

Lockhart is dead, you duddering flamebrain.

[seventhdaughter]

But he--

Never mind. You're right. Have fun with yours, then.