Antlers, bathtubs, and all things appalling.

[pure_nobility]

I'd really like to know why there is a killer tree on the school grounds. I would also inquire about the jackalope with the vampire teeth, but I've come to the conclusion that that particularly vile creature probably came from the bowels of the Forbidden Forest and was in fact trespassing on school grounds. Either that or Granger's two front

Comments

[mistressmalfoy]

Draco, don't be impertinent to your second Mummy.

[pure_nobility]

I wasn't! Though I find her brute, manly strength a little alarming. One of those willow branches came for her and she just swatted it away. It must have been the nonchalance that only wine can provide.

[purepansy]

I am glad you are glad I was not killed!!!!

[pure_nobility]

I am especially glad you were not killed and then turned into a ghost in ADDITION to being killed.

[purepansy]

But I could have sent you ghostly Howlers, Draco!!!! It would be ALMOST LIKE THE REAL THING!!!! Wouldn't that have been marvelous?!?!

Ooo, I wonder if there is a charm or potion for becoming a ghost for a day.

OOO!!!! YES!!!!

[pure_nobility]

NO!!! What if it ended up being irreversible?

[blaising_fury]

I would not worry about the invisible dung, Draco. It smells strongly -- so much so that you would know, were you to trod through it.

[pure_nobility]

Thank god for small, dung-related favours.

[luna_see]

and ghosts are
too cold for touching

[pure_nobility]

Yeah, I sat on the Bloody Baron once. He was in my seat.

[luna_see]

when the gray lady walks by sometimes i stick my hand out
just a little so she brushes my fingertips

she is so lovely
i wish she wasn't so shy

[pure_nobility]

So you like touching the cold even though it means touching the cold.

I guess that, seeing as it's you, that's not surprising.