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[pure_reflex]

"DNA is the building blocks of life, and like all other building blocks it was made by a carpenter, in this case the carpenter's name was Jesus, and he made DNA just after he finished burying all those dinosaur bones." - Educational Video on DNA shown on The Colbert Report

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[tokificent]

I love how Jesus invented DNA *after* he buried prehistoric bones. Which means he must have magically retroactively inserted the DNA into the bones... so why bury the bones manually when he could have just magicked them there? The mind boggles.

In short: creation myths are dumb.

[darklingmare]

My question would be did he use a shovel or a backhoe?
(And where did he get the time to do all that - he was a carpenter by trade. burying dinosaur bones doesn't put bread and fish on the table) ^_^