Phrases one doesn't expect to hear whilst sat in someones living room...

[pure_simon]

"I've done Gandalf, and I've done the half naked man!"

*blink*

I've also decided I'm going to have to sulk at my christmas presents as I didn't get a "precision lubricator", I have no need for one, but damnit with a name like that, I want one!

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[pure_simon]

it's now been worsened by "oh, thats the half naked man holding onto his pole!"

[nexus_06]

*BLINKS*
wtf?????????????????//