uptight uptight ( Read more... )

How to make a pure_soap
Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

3 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

guilty secret: (number 5 i guess?)
I had fantastically filthy sex last night
it involved rum and bondage and spanking and mmmmmmmmm
bit of a surprise candidate but hey,
i heard no complaining ;)

You Are Grass Green
( Read more... )

Oh dear sweet left testicle of sir jack daniels himself ( Read more... )

I fucking rock the world


( Read more... )

"nothing ever happens
nothing happens at all
the needle returns to the start of the song
and we all sing along
like before.

and we'll all be lonely tonight
and lonely tomorrow."

(does anyone remember that song?)

41 mistakes made by men ( Read more... )

Take the quiz:
Which Dead Rock Star Are You?

( Read more... )

Fill In The Blanks ( Read more... )