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[purelineage]

Crabbe? Goyle? [Have a Draco stumbling out of the church, looking like he's just swallowed a lemon.] Never around when I need them, those two.

[Stops to look around, as though expecting them to get scared out of hiding.]

Big useless oafs- probably spending too much time around that Hagrid. It's the only way they can get any denser. Just goes to

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[est_venustas]

. . . How do you know Crabbe and Goyle? [looks slightly uncomfortable, wondering WHY he looks so damn much like her fiancé]

[purelineage]

They're impossible to miss- I've heard of apes that didn't stand out nearly as much. [The very same, for you look strangely familiar.]

Haven't met before, have we?

[est_venustas]

Quite a few of us theorize that apes do, in fact, have larger brains.

I don't believe we have. Strange, you look quite like someone I know . . . [The Slytherin robes check out, and expensive ones too. How doesn't she know this kid?] What year are you?

[purelineage]

Even a brainless ape would have more brains than those two. Probably combined. [Dismisses this topic with a sneer, as he realizes that he is under the radar. And have a hand extended. 8|]

Draco Malfoy.

[mach_kick]

Nah, if this was a test you would have been dumped here during all the fires and pounding rain and high winds. Not to mention people chasing after you constantly.

What the hell is a muggle?

[purelineage]

And I'm supposed to be grateful now?

Something I don't have time to waste dealing with. Too bad this city's full of them, isn't it?

[mach_kick]

Nah, I was just saying this probably ain't a test for you.

I guess, although you'll probably want to define the term sooner or later, since nobody here will know what you're talking about.

I'm Zell, by the way. Specialized mercenary by trade. What about you?

[purelineage]

Thought I was supposed to care for that to make a difference?

[Looks very distasteful of you as he introduces himself.] Draco Malfoy.

[forgenotgred]

[Grinning very, very widely.] I think it's a very effective test.

[purelineage]

Heard there were some new customers here, Weasley? If you're lucky, you might find someone desperate enough.

[forgenotgred]

Charming as always, I see. Where are those handsome fellows of yours, really, I heard tell they can't resist a vulnerable cake.

[purelineage]

Think that's funny, do you? Don't see any hand-me-down robes around-- looks like you're missing a few of your own. Have to sell them to keep your little joke store open?

[abucketofangst]

What?

[purelineage]

Are all of you this hard of hearing, or am I just lucky today?

[abucketofangst]

[shrugging]

What's a muggle? And a hogwarts?

[purelineage]

Something you're obviously unable to understand.

[versuslight]

[Just kind of >/ at Draco in general.]

[purelineage]

Forgotten how to talk?