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[purelineage]

Secret Santa? You're so poor that you can't afford stolen gifts, so you're coming up with an excuse to get complete strangers to give them to you?

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given everything else you've all done.

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[purelineage]

Sorry, I must've missed the part where that was any of your business.

[purelineage]

Doesn't sound like it.

[me_fuckyeah]

Someone's taking a page from Scrooge's book.

[purelineage]

And someone's still talking- shall I fix that for you?

[stained_wing]

I'm here to deliver your... secret thing. [Cracks knuckles.]

[purelineage]

[Keywords very relevant.] I don't want it!

[stained_wing]

You can't say no to the... what do they call it. Holiday spirit? [Takes a step closer.]

[purelineage]

I just did! [Step back.]

[nolassiezfaire]

stop whining. [sounding totally miserable]

[purelineage]

Coming from you? [Smiiirk]

[nolassiezfaire]

[Lalala, can't hear you. Too busy being sick]

[purelineage]

What, forgotten how to talk? Must be the first time you've done something worthwhile.

[lucenombra]

What am I going to do with this ~? [dangling a present for him ~]

[purelineage]

Any reason you're asking me?

[lucenombra]

[rolling her eyes and throwing it with all her demon strength. H-He may or may not get thrown against a wall] It's fucking for you, dumbass.

[purelineage]

[Hoshit woman, your temper is scary. D8 As is demonstrated by one terrified Draco.] R-right, I didn't get you anything yet! I'll pick something up later!