Fic: Gabriella Montez Totally Puts Out, HSM, C/R&T/K, NC-17 (9/?)

[purelyfic]

Title: Gabriella Montez Totally Puts Out (9/?)
Author: SallySimpson
Fandom: High School Musical
Pairings: Chad/Ryan, Taylor/Kelsi
Rating: NC-17
Word count: (this chapter) 1212
Disclaimer: It would be completely awesome if I were making money off this. But they're not legally my toys.
Summary: Troy Bolton is not hard up. Why is Chad so ticked off?

Comments

[jalabert]

Why do I find the idea of Chad calling Ryan a twat so hilarious?

Dear Ryan,

Welcome aboard the clue bus. I'd give you that little speech about fastening your seat belt and bracing yourself for a bumpy ride, but you seem to have found out about the bumps. By the way, upon discovering that a hot and willing honey bunny covets you, your best course of action is probably not to jump his bones (or his boner) and then play dumb--especially after said hottie revealed that he's been into you in spite of your obliviousness (nay, obtuseness, for you inexplicably lust after Troy). Dumping him at the curb and running away? Not nice. May you lie awake all night in a dried pool of semen and frustration and repent your sins mightily.

ETA: The Score, thus far: Libido 1, Ryan Brain 0

More, please. :)

[purelyfic]

LOLOL!!! Your letter rocks. *G*

And thank you, I adore that 'twat' line; for some reason it always cracks me up as well. BOYS. ;-D

[lil_1337]

*fans self* That was intense and awkward. At least Ryan knows the truth now even if he has no idea what to do with it at this point.

[purelyfic]

hee, yay for intense and awkward! These guys never get things right the first time, and I think they're far more interesting for it.

And thank goodness Chad finally came out and told Ryan, because Ryan seemed pretty determined to linger in his obtuseness. *g*

[jadeaffection]

Where to start?...
Seriously... could Ryan be any more dense. I know he's male so that's a disadvantage to start with but my gosh, the boy is thicker than two planks of wood sometimes.
Bravo for using what is probably my favouritest word of all time! More people should include the word "twat" in their writings... it amuses me so.
And finally... Damn hot car shenanigans (second favouritest word). But the aftermath...*tuts* Boys, boys, boys *shakes head in disapproval*
Amazing work as always! xx
P.s Favouritest is so a word... at least it will be once I bribe the dictionary people!

[purelyfic]

I think words become legitimate, so to speak, through usage. So the more you use your favoritest ones in conversation, the sooner they'll get into the dictionary! And thanks, I adore that Chad called Ryan a twat. There's something just intrinsically funny about that, all the other details aside.

Thank you!

[jillrocca]

Wow. Way to release that sexual tension in the most awkward way boys!! It was awesome though! Now I have to wait for when they get back to school ... why do I care about Troy's next reaction?? It's nuts.

[purelyfic]

These boys are the antithesis of smooth! Naturally they're going to take perfectly normal situations and do their best to make them awkward. ;-D

And I think you're right to be concerned about Troy. *g*

[skitty_kat]

Hee! I do simply adore clueless!Ryan. It just suits him so well.
And then unintentional car!frottage. Oh boys. Oh boys. And insults as they do. Yay!

[purelyfic]

Ryan is quite willfully clueless at this point. *g* Thank heavens Chad was willing to be so direct!

I love car!frot with insults! Glad you're enjoying it.