What I'm Doing Over My Summer Hols by Pansy P. Parkinson

[purepansy]

I DON'T THINK THE ISLE OF DREAR OUGHT TO BE UNPLOTTABLE!!!! RATHER, IT OUGHT TO BE A THEME-ISLE, WITH A RESORT DECORATED IN A MOTIF TO INCLUDE THICK, REDDISH-BROWN FURRY WALLS, BARSTOOLS EACH WITH FIVE CLUB-FOOTED LEGS, AND LOW-SLUNG CHESTERFIELDS!!!! I THINK A QUINTAPED-THEMED RESORT WOULD BE SMASHING

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[pure_nobility]

Furry walls? They'd be riddled with nargles. I don't like it.

[purepansy]

But . . . WHAT ABOUT THE BARSTOOLS?!?!?!

[pure_nobility]

Five-legged barstools would lack symmetry, I feel. Plus, why are five needed when four can suffice?

[purepansy]

I suppose we could kill the spare.

[blaising_fury]

My great Uncle Romeo Blaise Zabini, for whom I named, once disappeared for a full winter and returned with a furry leg he claimed to have casually plucked off a living quintaped. Were he still living, I would enquire as to the Isle's local for you. But since I cannot do such a thing, I will show you the infamous quintaped leg instead, as he bequeathed it to me, his namesake, in his will.

[purepansy]

Ooooo, really?!?!?! Do you have it here? In the dorms? Did he leave any kind of clue, maybe even just little scribbles or word clusters that seem random BUT MIGHT BE WORTH A TONNE TO US ISLE OF DREAR SEEKERS?!?!

Oh, and I didn't know your first name was Romeo!!!! I have to admit 'Blaise' is far more to my liking, so would you mind if I continue calling you 'Blaise'?

[blaising_fury]

I would never leave such a precious family heirloom in the dorms. But should you visit me this summer I would of course allow you to gaze upon it.

My middle name is Romeo. My first name remains, as always, Blaise.

[purepansy]

Oh, I completely understand your wanting to protect such a rare heirloom. Do you groom it at all? Does it require any type of special care?

Won't you be coming along to Santorini, then?