WHY I HATE THE WEASLEYS -- ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[purepansy]

Today, whilst walking along the third floor, Millicent and I were SAVAGELY ATTACKED by a person or persons unknown, and pushed head first into THAT RUDDY, BILGE-FILLED, STUPID SWAMP left in the Charms corridor last year by the WEASLEY TWIN CRETINS, taking the velvet ropes with us!!!!!!!!!! Oh my GOD . . . THE SMELL . . . THE

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[pure_nobility]

Pansy...you didn't happen to see who pushed you, did you?

[purepansy]

What?

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[pure_nobility]

Someone pushed you but you didn't see who they were? In that case, would you say they might be a rather short person?

[purepansy]

Draco . . . I can't hear you. Owing to the pollywogs. Oh GOD I am weeping . . .

[forever_cannons]

I hate you too.

Swamp?

[purepansy]

I'm quite sure I hate you more.

YES, GIT. THAT RUDDY SWAMP YOUR BROTHERS CONJURED UP AT THE END OF TERM LAST YEAR!!!! FLITWICK TOOK A FANCY TO IT AND LEFT PART OF IT INTACT, AS A CHARMS DISPLAY!!!!

[forever_cannons]

Doubtful.

YOU FELL INTO A SWAMP?

[purepansy]

Indubitably, I am right.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL TO JUST FALL INTO A SWAMP?!?!?! OH LOOK! THERE'S A SWAMP! I THINK I SHALL TRIP INTO IT . . . I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM EXCEPTIONALLY COORDINATED AND NIMBLE.

[forgewheeze]

oho, our precious is still LIVING AND BREATHING!!

[purepansy]

IN MY EARS!!!!!!

[forgewheeze]

OHO EXCELLENT!!

[purepansy]

I HATE YOU IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WAY THAN I HATE THE WEASEL.

[bootme]

Pansy, out of curiousity, exactly when are we talking? In the charms corridor, I mean, of course, not for another late night snack (though I would not turn you down on that and I thank you for holding my truths) because I'm not sure what I can swear to, but I think I might have seen something...

[purepansy]

Well, right after we six years were finished with Charms . . . what did you see?

And you're welcome about the truths. Very refreshing, I say.

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[bootme]

I do not want you to make me swear to this, because I could be quite wrong, and I never want to give my word to something that's not true. Unless I meant to, of course.

But.

There's this little Gryffindor...I can never remember his name, but he's...a year below us? Maybe two? Carries a camera? I'm horrid with names, I fear.

In any case.

He ran past me VERY quickly. Almost bowled me over. And the timing would be about right...it might be a coincidence...

But.

Things feel right, at least to my mind.

[purepansy]

Creevey? Oh, that odious little Niffler dropping!!!!! I'll let Draco and Blaise know of this possibility.

My mind, too, is at ease.

[zanyzacharias]

Your hair smells like "Mereperson shite and turtles?" Why do you even know what merperson shite smells like?

It was an impressive fall at least!

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[divine_lavender]

Didn't your hair use to be curly? Are you using Sleekeasy potion? I've never tried it, but it did wonders for Granger the one time she used it!

Anyway, I saw the Parkinson cow and the Slytherin Bull get pushed in, and oh my was it ever funny! About time they got a taste of their own medicine I say! I saw who did it too, but I don't believe I shall say who it was.

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[zanyzacharias]

I don't remember it ever being curly, so no, I'm not using that Sleekeasy stuff. That's too much work for hair anyway.

I'm pretty sure I saw who did it too, even though I was a bit far away. If asked, I'll just develop a temporary case of amnesia so that I'm no help at all. It was great though, seeing them fall in. That made my day.

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[divine_lavender]

Funny, I could've sworn it was curly last year, but then again I've not really paid all that much attention! Whatever, it looks nice now!

Wasn't it so, so amusing? My lips are sealed too.