I'VE CHECKED MY LIST TWICE!!!!

[purepansy]

As everyone knows, English is the most superiour language; hence, I have never found it necessary to engage in any foreign language instruction. After all, most foreigners scramble to learn English themselves -- I've never found myself linguistically unaccomodated whilst traveling through Europe and abroad (Benito is fluent in four-hundred sixteen

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[bullystrode]

Define "sick Italian pervert".

[purepansy]

Blaise Zabini.

Was I unclear?

[bullystrode]

Blaise is indeed Italian. I'm not sure about these other accusations you have leveled at him.

[purepansy]

Did he show you the book he purchased for me?!?! PERVERT!!!!

[nott_a_lot]

When are you leaving? You should have a goodbye party.

And I've never said you're clever? That's true, actually. I might have thought I didn't need to point it out to you, and I'm sorry now. Of course I think you're a very intelligent witch and I'm sure you'll learn a lot in Beauxbatons. I've heard French are very good liars, so you'll probably win every round when we play again.

[purepansy]

No, I don't really want a party!!!! Just a midnight snack!!!!

I didn't say that to fish for compliments, so I hope it didn't come across that way. I mean . . . I already know I'm fantastic, if you understand my meaning. I just like that about you -- I like different things about different people!!!!

I'm positive I am a better British liar than any Frenchman.

[nott_a_lot]

Can't you send somebody to fetch you something to eat? Maybe one of the two girls from the quidditch team can do it, as a last nice gesture. Or, if you want, I can do it and we can talk for a bit in the common room before you leave. That is, if you have time.

I didn't think you were fishing for compliments. I already know you know you're fantastic, but it is always nice to have someone tell you, as well. Don't you think?

[purepansy]

There are girls on the Quidditch team? That's so appalling, really. But yes, I do want to chat with you before I go. Are you in the common room now, then? Of course I have the time!!!!

Yes, just as long as they really feel that way.

[dans_le_jardin]

Bonjour, petite fleur. Bienvenue à France et Beauxbatons. Est-ce que vous aimez l’école et le pays? C’est un grand changement de Angleterre! Vous apprenez français?

[purepansy]

¡Hola, florón! Pansy significa "pensamiento" en francés, ¿sabes? Ya que mi nombre es de origen francés, he pensado que Beauxbatons serían unas soujourn fenomenales en contraste con Hogwarts. Creo que me pega mucho. ¡Tengo muchas ganas de empezar las clases! ¡Sí, he estado aprendiendo Francés! ¿No es genial?

[dans_le_jardin]

Excusez-moi, mademoiselle, mais ce n’est pas français! Je ne comprends pas.

[purepansy]

¿Qué?

[bootme]

They're not my usual brand, but I'll save them for a special occasion, I suppose. And I'll probably find my way down around the kitchens some time later tonight.

The buggy might become an issue later on, but that's mostly storage problems, I think.

[purepansy]

Perhaps when you light one up, you will think of me!!!! I shall be there, so good to know you will be as well.

Boot, just do a shrinking charm on it!!!!

[bootme]

That's actually quite a possibility. The lighting up bit, I mean. And the bit about the kitchens, of course.

And you've obviously never seen the Ravenclaw 7th year boys dorm. I don't think I have space to store a spare handkerchief, even under a shrinking charm. I'll probably have to hide my buggy somewhere in the castle and hope for the best, I suppose, when it's not being used for random acts of solitary mayhem.

[purepansy]

YOU ARE SO DROLL!!!!

No, seeing as I'm a 7th year Slytherin girl, I have not had the chance to be privy to the 7th year Ravenclaw boys' dormitory.

You should charm it to drive around on its own, wreaking havoc randomly!!!!

[luna_see]

hagrid will care for your elephant

[purepansy]

But . . . I want you to look after Chuckadonna.

[luna_see]

i'd rather not be burdened with an elephant
should i need to pack up and leave the country
it seems to be
all
the
rage

[purepansy]

All right. I'll take Chuckadonna with me to France, then.

I just . . .

It's just . . .

I just have to go, is all.