BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!

[purepansy]

PROFESSOR BINNS THIS IS THE ONLY MOST EXCITING ASSIGNMENT YOU'VE EVER GIVEN US!!!! THANK YOU, SIR

Comments

[the_smart_one]

You are vile, histrionic, and ought to go back from whence you came.

[purepansy]

I'm histrionic? Oh yes, let's go on and on about interviewing LUDO BAGMAN!!!! OH MY GOD HAS THE WORLD IMPLODED?!?!

[the_smart_one]

You've been assigned someone who has a place in wizarding history in regards to important events surrounding the return of Voldemort. Of course you wouldn't be upset with your interviewee.

Consequently, the world has not imploded. However, the verdict is still very out there on the state of your sanity.

[purepansy]

You are quite possibly the most self-centered, egotistical swot in this entire institution. Whinging and stomping your foot because other people have the opportunity -- FOR ONCE!!!! THANK YOU PROFESSOR BINNS FOR NOT TAKING ASSIGNMENT REQUESTS IN CLASS, THUS PUTTING A CRIMP IN THE LESSON-HOG'S MODUS OPERANDI!!!! -- that you've taken for yourself a million times since first year. You are a selfish, petulant git!!!!

My sanity is more intact than you'd like to believe, so bully for you!!!!

[forever_cannons]

Did you leave your brain at Beauxbatons?

[purepansy]

That's very thoughtful of you to ask!!!!

No, of course not!!!! Why would you ask such a thing?!?!

[forever_cannons]

Because you sure are acting like it.

[purepansy]

How's that, exactly? Am I wrong?

[diggoryamos]

Obtain a license for a lethifold? They're illegal!

[purepansy]

NOT IN ALL COUNTRIES!!!! Surely there must be a loophole somewhere!!!!

[forever_cannons]

What the sod do you think they're illegal for? They're sodding DANGEROUS! You might as well go to America and get yourself a Boo Hag while you're at it!

[purepansy]

BOO HAG?!?!?!

[round_the_bend]

i would

[purepansy]

Is it any better, Corner?

[round_the_bend]

its duller be cause its been long er ithink

and its shar per be cause youknow

I don't know.

[purepansy]

You know I just, erm . . . how often do the dreams come? Do they stop?

[nott_a_lot]

I voted for the quill option, but I feel there should have been an option that concerned sweets.

[purepansy]

Well there's always Sugar Quills!!!! AND I'M SURE SOME DUMB HUFFLEPUFFS CONSIDER LOTION TO BE A FORM OF SWEETS!!!! I'm positive I've seen Susan Bones sipping hand creme in the library before!!!!

[nott_a_lot]

I can't imagine why Miss Bones would do such a thing. Are you sure it was really her?

[purepansy]

She seems the type to me!!!! Am I certain? Theodore! Are you questioning the judgement of your own Slytherin prefect?!?!