Application
+name. Kieran Archer
+age. 17
+location. Tampa, Fl (or Hell)
+sexual preference. Bisexual
+do you spit or swallow? Swallow
Opinion on:
+drugs. I dont care what you do, not for me
+drinking. Everything in Moderation...You can't enjoy quality alcohol if your drunk...I'm an alchol elitist
+sex. All the time...but must be safe
+pubic hair. depends...Sometimes it is too much...in which case, trimmed is the best...Why would you shave it all? To look Prepubscent? cause that is gross
+top bands. The Smiths/Morrissey, Dylan, Bjork, The Pixies, Depeche Mode, Cat Power, Portishead, Leonard Cohen, Joni Mitchell, Sonic Youth (yes this could go on forever but I will stop)
+top movies. Breathless, La Dolce Vita, Blue Velvet, Trainspotting, Happy Together, Sunset Blvd, Pulp Fiction, Heathers, Man Bites Dog, Jules et Jim, Trois Coluers Triology (this could keep going on forever as well but I will stop)
+tell us one interesting story. Hmmm My entire journal is a book I am writing so you can go there...BUT for the purpose of this application i will tell you about my worst day as a child...
So yeah, I was like 4 and at day care and I got really pissed at my counselor or teacher or whatever. I was also really angry at this girl who had pissed me off tremendously. To get them both back I started tormenting the girl. She had this little plastic figurine of the Little Mermaid (of course from the vaults of Hitler with a happy face aka Disney) I took it from her...and threw it over the fence. Of course this really pissed her off because no she couldnt get it. What made me angry was that on the other side of the fence...LITTLE DID I KNOW!...there was a fucking drain. The little Mermaid thing went down the drain. I knew I had to escape. So I ran up to the playground and started climbing on the outside of it. When I went to transfer from the outside to the inside I fucking got stuck between the slide and the rope bridge. I was stuck by the leg for about 20 min before they could pry me off. Talk about bad Karma
Here are some pics...sorry they kinda suck
OK so I dont have tits...here is a pic with my nipple (I took it with my fucking foot too)
HOTTEST PERSON I KNOW! This is Lance
