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[pureslacker]

I'm eating cake. It's delicious. It's triple layer chocolate with these bits of chocolate flakes in the icing. Tastes a bit like almonds, though, those chocolate flakes. Think I'm having some sort of reaction to them.

Oh shit, it's from Cecily

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[with_bite]

You are owling me a piece of that!

[playingcupid]

It would melt, Iz!

[with_bite]

He could put preservation charms on it! Mum's on a diet again so there is nothing nice to eat here. I might get Dad to take me down to the pub when he finishes his shift, if he's not too tired.

[playingcupid]

Jeez, just come round here. We've got loads of food because my brothers are fat fuckers.

[smithami]

Chocolate is an aphrodisiac, they say.

[pureslacker]

Might help if there's a girl around to help me test it out.

[smithami]

If only I could Apparate.

[pureslacker]

I could send a coach.

[playingcupid]

A reaction to chocolate? That fucking sucks.

[pureslacker]

Yeah, kinda does.

[unspiced]

chocolate is bad for you.

[pureslacker]

Why?

[celkin]

Are you sick? Do you need some help? Irving is here! We can stop bathing to come help if you would like. I do not know how far we can walk, though!

[pureslacker]

Yes, yes, my throat's seizing up, my hands are shaking, and I'm having trouble breathing. Come quick! You may have to give me mouth to mouth.

[celkin]

I do not think we will make it. It seems like Irving is stuck in here for awhile. She keeps slipping in further, you see!

[pureslacker]

Meanwhile, I'm dying here.