Rant...
Okay... I'm gonna go off here, so if you don't want to hear it, just skip on by...
If you go to McDonalds, order 3 Big Macs, large fries, and a diet coke, don't be fucking suprised if you get fat. If your fat ass can't realize eating greasy ass fast food will cause you to gain a little weight, then you have no fucking reason to sue. Come on, it's common sense, kind of like dumping coffee in your lap may burn you. You fucked up, get over it. Take some fucking responsibility for your actions. Another thing, if you are breaking into someone's house, and your stupid enough to hurt yourself, you have no fucking right to sue them. Whoever fucking thought that if you are committing a crime that the person you are ripping you off should be responsible for your fucking medical bills and the 1.3 million dollars you think you deserve for pain and suffering was okay, should have their head beat in with a t-ball bat.
Anyone who needs a fucking warning label on a hair dryer (or TV, curling iron, etc...) stating that it should not be used in the bathtub really does deserve to be electrocuted. COME ON PEOPLE! Fuck! Get an idea! Don't drink Clorox. It doesn't take a fucking brain surgeon to realize this.
Okay, easter is a holiday that represents the resurection of Jesus. How we came from that to rabbits and eggs I'll never understand. True, it's better than taking the kids outside with some strawberry jelly dripped on the grass saying "Come on kids, lets go find Jesus". No... that ain't right. But what the fuck is up with kidnapping a chicken egg, boiling it, coloring it, and hiding it in the yard? Shit, if I ripped a fetus out of a pregnant lady, boiled it, and decorated it just to leave it in some idiots fucking yard so their kids to find it and eat it... shit... I'd spend the rest of my life in jail (deservedly so). It's become just another excuse for some fucking idiotic television show that you wouldn't watch otherwise to have another lame ass special and for Halmark to make a quick buck. God, can't we have a holiday that doesn't require going to the store. Oh wait, there is memorial day. Let's celebrate the soldiers lost in the wars to keep us free (or opress other nations) by getting loaded. Hey! That's about as bad as celebrating our independence by blowing shit up. Holidays suck.
Another thing... the leader of the free world, George W. Bush, almost died. By terrorists? No. By another dictator trying to take control? No. By disgruntled nationalists pissed off at the lack of employment opportunities, rising healthcare costs? No. He almost died from a fucking pretzel. How fucking sad is that!