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Very soon, the folks at the top will, for political reasons, leak the existence of demonic possession . There will be hysteria and a boost in Republican votes, but unfortunately it will not stop there ( Read more... ) -
Two dreams from last night...
I was working in an office and would occasionally slip into a surreal other place when my filing cabinet was ordered in the proper way. After returning from that world, I pulled out all of my folders and reorganized everything over and over. Others in my office building stood by and stared as I organized and re-organized, my floor covered in ( Read more... ) -
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I'm addicted to complaining.
I absolutely must find a new job... preferably something that allows me to get in a few hours of reading on occasion. Collecting on the phones is killing me. I'm too much of a sissy to deal with being hung up on 100 times a day, chewed out a dozen, and cried upon a few. I don't mind my co-workers and boss, but who knows how long I'll be around in ( Read more... ) -
I've got to take my life back.
I've become one of those assholes who post once every two months and who expect everyone to keep them on their friends list. I've also become the sort of loser who is so tuckered out by work every night that the only thing he can think of doing after he finishes his other countless errands is getting messed up, watching TiVo and going to bed. ( Read more... ) -
CONDO FOR SALE!!!
The other condo in my building is currently for sale. It's not up on www.iowarealty.com yet, so I'm not sure how much the little old lady downstairs is asking. I'm guess something around the 90k neighborhood. I'm posting this because I need to move someone pleasant downstairs. A few of my friends have mentioned wanting to buy real estate, so here's ( Read more... ) -
What I'm up to now.
I work in the collections department at Wells Fargo. That's right, I collect money on past due accounts for a beeeg eeevil corporation. It has to be one of the most despised jobs in the world... I'm the douchebag who calls every day looking for my money. I'm feared, hated, and abused by mortgage holders all over the country ( Read more... )