Comments | purlsowisconsin: I have threatened my husband with bodily harm three times in the past hour.

purlsowisconsin

I have threatened my husband with bodily harm three times in the past hour.

Dec 05, 2009 18:56

So, declutter with a white hot rage week continues post NaNoWriMo.
And for an added bonus, PMS joined the party.
For months The Man has been telling me I have more clothes than we have room for.
For months I have been telling him to suck it.
Turns out, he was right. Oh, how I hate that.

( the bitching continues.... )

Comments 1

xanath December 6 2009, 04:29:49 UTC

::dies laughing::

I grew up hearing this between Mom and the Old Man, despite the fact that they were divorced by the time I started talking. But the routine basically went like this: Mom would find or buy something, discover it needed to be fixed, and attempt to fix it herself. The Old Man would come over, find her attempting to fix it, and do nothing but proclaim how she was going to break it. God help him when Mom did break something, because then came the threats to kill him and the commands of, "Shut the fuck up, you stupid son of a bitch!" Meanwhile, I'd be in a safe location, giggling like mad.

Usually, though, she'd get it fixed, and the Old Man would shrug and say, "It'll break again in a week." Cue Mom's evil-eye glare and another demand for him to STFU.