Desperately seeking chaperone!

[purple_emma]

For those of you who haven't heardthey failed to kill me on the operating table and I am now at home, driving the poor Targ loony. I will be the first in the world to admit to being a bad patient, but is there anyone who can do it properly? I mean, just lie there and wait for things to appear for them? Am I just impatient

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[djsynne]

Hiya honey...

Been wondering how you were doing...hope you`re ok..hospital stays suck...

Anywazzz...I would be more than happy to pick you up in the car, take you to Camden and wherever your heart desires and home over the weekend if that helps?

I have hideuos memories of morphine not masking the pain of a broken limb at all - i`m sure it must have been a placebo they had given me:)

[purple_emma]

Ah, that is why it needs to be friday, as I am braving the pleasures of travel to go to Lucy's 21st birthday party on Saturday. Otherwise I'd be there like a shot. I love travelling in cars...

[djsynne]

I miss driving:) Real driving...driving around London is just painful:)

Awww sorry...if I had an ounce of free time before the weekend I`d be there...but my sis is going to be induced with twins tomorrow so i`ll be at hers every day after work....

[purple_emma]

Good luck with the birth and stuff!

No worries about the driving and stuff. I am happy to potter along. If the worse comes to the worse, I shall make targ carry all of my clothing ;)

Thanks, and good luck!

[aliasrob]

Hello! Good to see you're still alive.

I'd normally volunteer to help you out, unfortunately however I'm in the middle of self-assembly furniture purgatory.

Any masochistic Florence Nightingales out there?

Did you know that Florence Nightingale invented the Pie Chart? You do now.

[purple_emma]

Thanks for that amazing piece of trivia. Where did you find that fact out? Good luck with the self assembly. The good thing is that with Pikea furniture the allen keys fit skates nicely. Just don't lose them all!

[spoox]

Glad to hear that things went well in hospital. I am busy on Friday I'm afraid. A speedy recovery to you!

[purple_emma]

Thank you. Will you be over to see us soon? I could do another day, to remove myself from Targ's hair...

[chelseachainsaw]

"morphine is the way forward"

DANGER!!!

[purple_emma]

Yes, but it makes danger all fluffy and unthreatening....

[chelseachainsaw]

haha!

fair point....laying comatose-esque and catatonic whilst the spittle drips down your chin, your pinhole pupils gazing at the ceiling....

"ffffuuughk yoooo daaaan-juuurrrrr, aaaaaaah, yoooooooll neeverrrrraaarrrrgh git meeeeeeee"

[tuv23]

Excellent to hear all is on the mend, my dear. I'm about this weekend for some sort of chapperonage. Gimme a bell or whatever x

[purple_emma]

I am not going to be here this weekend as it is my bestest friend's 21st in Leicester.

I shall expect to be entertained by you at some point in the future, though!