Rofl

[purple_falls]

LET THE RADIOACTIVE JESUS BITE YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A WEB SLINGER OF CHRIST!

If Jesus was a radioactive spider I would totally let him bite me.

Sinfest Comic
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[unikron695]

Would weird me out to gain spider powers from jesus, perhaps some kind of super blood spraying power or the ability to throw glowing crosses.

p.s. I would adhere to the demon side. good is overrated