*taps microphone* Ahem. May I have your attention please?

[purplecargirl]

deviliknow is the absolute greatest human being on Earth. Nobody compares to the awesome. that is deviliknow.

She's not only dead sexy, but she gives money to the needy and omg whiiiines about it for HOURS, she helps old ladies cross the street whether they want to cross the street or not, and she once saw a dog in a burning building and walked the other way

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[24_centuries]

Is this her ploy to get out of work? Because, I hate to tell her, but it's not going to work ;)

GRUMPY!ROSSI! LOL! =D Love it! =)

I declare it "Stay Home and Clean Your Car Day Even Though You Used to Be Able to Drink Jack Daniel's Straight From the Bottle You Now Make A FOOL of Yourself with Just A Glass of Wine So Stay the Heck Home and Don't Drink" Day.

Or, to shorten it, SHACYCDETYUTBATDJDSFTBYNMAFOYWJAGOWSSTHHADD Day. =D

You are in the doghouse! LOL! I love it! I don't even want to know - I'm just enjoying you trying to get out of it! LOL! *totally laughs at your expense* =D *even more so than the ladder incident* >=D

mmm, Hotch with a gun, nommmmm

[purplecargirl]

This is me trying to get out of having to post "half-nekkid Zimm" for penance. But you're prolly right, it won't work. Sigh

Re: mmm, Hotch with a gun, nommmmm

[deviliknow]

Wait, who's mean and demanding??? >:o

It's too early for this nonsense. *noms on honey oatmeal instead*

Re: mmm, Hotch with a gun, nommmmm

[purplecargirl]

*molests you* Pay no attention to the comment on this post. Here, have a bagel and don't think about it.

[deviliknow]

YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE!!!!!!!!! ♥

;_; Zimmy doesn't approve of your weak constitution.

If it makes the Irish feel better, I would still advocate heavy consumption of beer on St. deviliknow day ^_^

[purplecargirl]

IS THE GP YOU?

I apologize. If it helps, I can't watch people falling to their death in television shows, so it's not just him.

I don't do beer, do you mind if I do Bailey's Irish Cream instead? :-*

[deviliknow]

ME AND DAISY~!~!

Why do you compare him to people falling to their deaths in television shows?????????? ;_;

Bailey's Irish Cream? Booooo. Pick up a brew, ya lightweight ;D

[purplecargirl]

WANT PLEASE~! (she must be getting so big, but since nobody's sent me a pic in ages, I wouldn't know. AHEM. I'll be in cell range from noon to ??? tomorrow. Hint hint.)

*lol* I didn't think about it quite like that but, el oh el. Just to show that I have a weak constitution. Srsly, I am uber-squeamish to the point of being pathetic.

>.< I was going for an Irish theme, brat. I'll take a rum & coke or vodka cran. Beer tastes like ass...is just not my thing.

[vintage_belle]

I would help with your campaign, but I'm lazy and that would get in the way of my searchings for a peaceful and uncomplicated life. ;P ♥

[purplecargirl]

You, ftw!

Moral support is enough, I don't want you to strain anything by putting in actual effort. ;-D