Do you ever just wake up screaming? I swear to god I woke up last night and I was screaming. Or that I heard screaming, but it wasn’t me, and I know it wasn’t anyone else because everyone else was asleep. And no it wasn’t screaming in a good way. But at first I thought it was me. Then I went back to sleep and dreamt that I was having seizures. So ( Read more... )

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Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )

Manda's list of how to really tell when you're just a peice of ass ( Read more... )

So i got a poem published in aurora, agnes scott's literary magazine, and it makes me happy because the last time i got published i was 10, and i don't usually tell that to people because i find the poem i wrote when i was 10 extremely embarrasing. anyway, it would make sense that this they would publish out of all the shit i sumbitted to them ( Read more... )

I wrote this in December and just got a reply a few days ago ( Read more... )

Yeah so i fell down the stairs coming out of Khwaja's victorian poetry on tuesday and broke my ankle. "what had happened was....." lol. I slipped on a stair, cuz you know stairs and i don't get along because i have no depth persception. anyway, then my bookbag went over my head, and it had six books in it, so i flipped over and went head first ( Read more... )

yeah so what the fuck. first, i run around the whole airport with my stupid bookbag that weighs a million pounds and fall and bust my ass like six times, then, i don't get all my luggage, because almost all the luggage on my flight didn't leave denver. and then, anla gives vague ghetto ass directions to some random qt in lawrenceville and i have no ( Read more... )

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yeah so there was this add my Reintegration Today (magazine for people with mental illness that are trying to reintegrate themselves with society) for a dating site that is specifically for mentally ill people. www.nolongerlonely.com. hmmmm...