yeah so why the bloody fucking hell does geoffrey keep calling me and saying things like, "do you know what it's the aniversary of?" "Do you know what thanksgiving is?" Dude, you are the one that broke up with me last xmas. Why are you calling me and saying, "it's the anniversary of us being in a relationship a year ago." Also, you know i'm not ( Read more... )

in my field of paper flowers ( Read more... )

so i got this email from someone very close to me..the subject was "i need your help again ( Read more... )

lol look at what i got on my yahoo offline messages ( Read more... )

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ok so i get this call of aol and they want to give me three months of free service before they start charging me. i let them tell me their speel about how they're better than jesus until they said the phrase "will eliminate your source of frustration while online" in reference to themselves. then i just couldn't help it. i said, "you are my source ( Read more... )

purplefaeire: if someone doesn't scratch my back i'm gonna die ( Read more... )

ok so why am i extremely excited about my stamp collection? it's a STAMP COLLECTION FOR GOD'S SAKE. maybe cuz it's something to do besides sleep. so for the most part i got this kick ass stamp kit today at hobby lobby. yeah i know. i'd never heard of hobby lobby before in my life. my mommy was like, they sell trash. i walked in that store and i was ( Read more... )

yeah so i crashed into alice's stucco house with my head cuz i tripped...and then i hit the concrete...and almost busted my head open. she called my mommy and she and opah came over and then uncle bruce carried me home. i was such a punk ass bitch for cryin. yeah i know jaylene. it's time for a cane ( Read more... )