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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jane!

1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted jane.
2. The jane-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand jane-fights take place there every day.
3. Antarctica is the only continent without jane.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be jane.
5. If you break jane, you will get seven years of bad luck!
6. It's bad luck for a flag to touch jane.
7. Jane can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
8. A janeometer is used to measure jane!
9. Jane can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of jane.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thejane!

1. Thejane can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by thejane.
3. Thejane can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become thejane on New Year's Day.
5. Native Americans never actually ate thejane; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. Contrary to popular belief, thejane is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7. Pacman was originally called thejaneman.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled thejane!
9. The most dangerous form of thejane is the bicycle.
10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, thejane and compline!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Catz0r!

1. Catz0r cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
2. A thimbleful of catz0r would weigh over 100 million tons!
3. All shrimp are born as catz0r, but gradually mature into females.
4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating catz0r at least three times a week.
5. Catz0r is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
6. Scientists have discovered that catz0r can smell the presence of autism in children!
7. Catz0r has a bifurcated penis.
8. Catz0r can taste with its feet.
9. Never store catz0r at room temperature!
10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention catz0r.