Dione, I am writing you to formally complain about the services rendered by your mail-order bride agency. First of all, the customer service I received was absolutely terrible, the people were mean and they laughed at inappropriate moments during our lengthy conversations. Second, my mail-order bride arrived to me over 3 months late! Third, my mail order bride was not "intact" when she arrived; most of her appendages had been gnawed away by an infestation of rodents on the ship in which she was shipped on. Finally, the second, third, and forth mail order brides arrived in the same conditions. I am shocked and appalled at the terrible service. However, I will be in contact with you in order to give it one more try.
Thank you for your time and cooperation in this matter.
LMAO!!!!!!!purplehellcatSeptember 17 2005, 09:25:47 UTC
(I was laughing so hard I was crying while reading this. I think that this will for ever be with us. So precious!)
Dear Valued Customer, I'm glad that you are willing to give my company another chance. In our defense, we never guaranteed that the ladies would be alive. This is not a error on our end but one of the shipping companies. We are sorry for the inconvenience, it shall be dealt with directly.
Haha. You're right though, I know that you would have commented right away. How about this you can comment on any or all of the things above;) I personally want you to write a haiku, mostly because I think they are hard to write.
but seriously, symphony x, but i wouldnt just go for any song, the divine wings of tragedy is my favorite album, the title track is especially awesome, but its like 24 minutes and if your gonna listen to it, which you should, skip to about 4 mi nutes into the song, otherwise the witching hour, sea of lies, of sins and shadows, pharoah, theyre all good
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I am writing you to formally complain about the services rendered by your mail-order bride agency. First of all, the customer service I received was absolutely terrible, the people were mean and they laughed at inappropriate moments during our lengthy conversations. Second, my mail-order bride arrived to me over 3 months late! Third, my mail order bride was not "intact" when she arrived; most of her appendages had been gnawed away by an infestation of rodents on the ship in which she was shipped on. Finally, the second, third, and forth mail order brides arrived in the same conditions. I am shocked and appalled at the terrible service. However, I will be in contact with you in order to give it one more try.
Thank you for your time and cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Scotty
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Dear Valued Customer,
I'm glad that you are willing to give my company another chance. In our defense, we never guaranteed that the ladies would be alive. This is not a error on our end but one of the shipping companies. We are sorry for the inconvenience, it shall be dealt with directly.
Signed~Princess Dijionasty
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juuuuuuuuust kidding
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for a bored person
an excitingly cool band
is symphony x
i dunno if that counts but i think the syllables are 5 7 5..
my best attempt
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