in the past 72 hours i have:
~drank enough to kill a horse
~gave moe's a good amount of my drinking money
~sweat-ed a gallon or two, due to this heat
~got trashed up for a party
~wore a mu mu in public
~smoked an entire pack of virginia slim 120s
~drunkenly got booty danced on in a kitchen with the object of my teenage affection
~gotten fresh with
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