I totally blame this on my dear roommate and her recent decision to rewatch Next Gen. We have been talking about Q nonstop since. And occasionally French people. But, hey, she gave me the NC-1701 tip off, so...
Title: To Bravely Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Author:
purplekitteTheme: Silver Millennium--Sci-Fi
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Manga
Rating: PG
“Are you sure this is an intelligent idea, captain? We have no idea what these people--”
“Nonsense, Spock. Computer, beam us down.”
The gray moonscape lit up momentarily by fire, felling the red-shirted crewman at Kirk’s side.
“Draw your phasers.”
The captain reached for his, but not before a scantily clad blonde cried, “Venus Love Chain Encircle!”
The troop of female warriors carried the hogtied Starfleet officers to an even blonder woman in a long but low-cut white gown. “I am Queen Serenity of the Moon Kingdom.”
“I’m Captain James Kirk of the NC-1701 Enterprise of the United Federation of Planets Starfleet.” He winked at the queen out of the corner of his eye.
“Perhaps the captain and I might discuss this misunderstanding.” She glanced at her scowling, short-skirted guards. “In private.”