Title: “No One Perfect is Left”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kira, Kuukaku
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“I met a nice boy in Osaka.”
“I met a nice girl in North 45.”
Kira and Kuukaku sipped their sake.
“He’s an accreditor and Christian community leader, with a cat.”
“She’s a firefighter and water kidou mater, with a turtle.”
Kira and Kuukaku sighed and leaned back.
“He travels a lot and lives with his elderly parents.”
“She takes bloody revenge on those who offend her and keeps her Hollow brother on a leash in her backyard.”
Kira and Kuukaku took another slow drink of sake, contemplating Kira’s boyfriend and Kuukaku’s girlfriend, and went to sleep on the mats.