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Oct 09, 2009 10:04

Straight from the trope Most Definitely Not A Villain. "My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"

I never write Dead Moon Circus, do I? I don't think I've seen most of that season if nothing else.

Title: Definitely a Villain
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Villains--Thin Ice
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG

“What did you do today, Fisheye?”

“Oh, you know, kicked puppies, ate babies, those evil things that I do. Because I’m evil.”

“Thank you, captain obvious.” Hawkeye rolled his eyes.

“Flirt with any cute boys?” asked JunJun.

“No!” Minako panicked and Fisheye’s eyes widened. Had they caught on to the body switch and were just stringing her along, weren’t they? “I never flirt with boys! Ever!”

“Oh yeah, we believe you.”

“Stop mocking me! Or I, Fisheye, will do something evil to you. And I’m not acting strangely.”

“For you, no,” CereCere agreed.

“Ladies, gentlemen, gentlemen who dress like ladies,” Zirconia clapped her hands for their attention. “Did anyone happen to collect any dream mirrors today? Fisheye?”

“Someone was too busy flirting, weren’t you?”

“Shut up! I don’t have any dream mirrors because I was busy… doing something evil… like I do.”

“Right.” They moved on like they’d been expecting to hear that. “Tigereye!”

series: sailor moon, pairing: gen, rating: pg, character: aino minako

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